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Just sayin’

Happy Birthday, President Zelenskyy.

I wake up in the morning. I sit at my computer. The internet screams at me that the world is on fire. I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

Is three gin and tonics at breakfast too many or too few? Yes.

Fact:
by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Recommended a Riesling to a customer and she said she "doesn't buy German wine, because, you know, WWII".

Reader, she ended up buying an Italian wine.

There is still beauty left on our world 🌎

Take a moment to enjoy this captivating drone footage of whales and dolphins playing together off the southern coast of Australia. 🇦🇺 ✨💙✨🩵✨💙✨🩵✨

📽: Jaimen Hudson

I love how people distrust actual expertise, yet 100% believe randos on the internet 🤪🤣

Excerpt from HIDING on climate change and vicious exploitation by plutocrats who want to depopulate the earth

"In the eyes of autocrats and plutocrats, the future is not a right but a commodity."

-- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)

hidinginplainsightbook.com

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

„Wer Angst hat, mit einem ernsthaften Gespräch über den Krieg Wähler zu verlieren, sollte in Kriegszeiten überhaupt keine Politik machen. Und schon gar nicht darf man Angst verbreiten, um Wählerstimmen zu gewinnen.“ Oleksii Makeiev

Tja.

Picture: Ukrainian soldier with mud on their face, staring straight into the camera. Title: Person of the Year, Ukrainian Defenders.

I would love to be in Kyiv when the last Russian leaves Ukrainian soil. Holy hell, what a nation-wide party will be held! Afterwards, in honor of the fallen and the legacy of Jimmy Carter, I would to strap on a tool belt and help rebuild.

#SlavaUkraini
#DefendDemocracy
#NATO
#NAFOFella
#JimmyCarter

#PokemonTCGpocket

I can't believe the year 2020 is almost finally over

Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️

I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.

#memes #meme #animal #animals #cat #cats #pets

A meme with a caption that says: Suddenly having no earthly desires when someone asks what I want for Christmas. Then the image shows an ethereal human figure surrounded by vibrant, colorful light and energy that is escaping from his body. 😄

#Funny #Memes #Meme

In 48 Stunden. 70 ballistische Raketen auf die Energieinfrastruktur der 🇺🇦 abgefeuert, eine 🇦🇿 Zivilmaschine beschossen und so umgeleitet, dass sie im Kaspischen Meer abstürzen sollte sowie mehrere Unterseekabel zwischen 🇫🇮, 🇪🇪 und 🇩🇪 beschädigt.

Russische Festtagsgrüße

I’d rather not

Truest thing ever written.

#PresidentMusk #Elmo #ElonMusk #EnemyAlien

Europe's military weakness is something that the axis of evil (Russia, China, North Korea, Iran) will definitely exploit. Europe must be strong and armed to the teeth so that our enemies are not tempted to start another war against Ukraine or any European country in the coming decades
#UkrainianView

ate like a hog at every meal for four days and woke up feeling genuinely quite unwell as a result but also........there's some tiramisu in the fridge......could be a nice breakfast......