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@moscato.bsky.social

I guess I’m here now too.

110 Followers  |  231 Following  |  217 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  1.7597

Latest posts by moscato.bsky.social on Bluesky

not often you see a facemask and a targeting call on a single play but Cincinnati is being real extra today

04.10.2025 17:10 — 👍 61    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty good week, imo

03.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, so ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is like, generationally good.

02.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super cool how next year I’ll probably have to drive 200 miles to Pennsylvania to get a goddamn flu shot.

18.09.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what fascist scholars mean when they say "don't give them an inch."

18.09.2025 16:30 — 👍 5314    🔁 1120    💬 72    📌 15
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Yes, Mike Birbiglia.

18.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 323    🔁 39    💬 10    📌 2
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Went to a concert on Sunday. It was good.

10.09.2025 00:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lolllllllllll

02.09.2025 03:19 — 👍 419    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 1

Taylor Swift I am going to need you to get Jimmy Sexton's phone number.

29.08.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She knows what they said when Kenyon Martin broke his leg and she has not forgotten.

29.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Jax State-UCF kicked off 3 1/2 hours ago. Nobody has scored yet. It's halftime. SCOTT FROST

29.08.2025 02:29 — 👍 145    🔁 18    💬 6    📌 6

We are legion. Go Bearcats.

29.08.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We move one step closer to "Butch Jones, attendee at Taylor Swift's wedding." All according to plan

29.08.2025 01:40 — 👍 350    🔁 32    💬 9    📌 2

Go Bearcats.

29.08.2025 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MCDOOM

29.08.2025 02:14 — 👍 194    🔁 39    💬 14    📌 12

(NC STATE EMERGES FROM BELOW DECK, COVERED IN OIL AND SMELLING LIKE BURNT HAIR) everything's totally fine

29.08.2025 02:20 — 👍 147    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 6

Good morning. Go Bearcats.

(The Only Husker I Like Is Dü Edition)

28.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
This fucking asshole of a tree.

This fucking asshole of a tree.

Just having a little lean on my house.

Just having a little lean on my house.

Destroying my backyard, like an asshole.

Destroying my backyard, like an asshole.

Went on vacation and a 150 year old tree fell on my house. 0/10, do not recommend.

13.07.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I’m one of the good guys keeping America safe,” I tell myself as I try to kidnap a six-year-old girl from an elementary school.

10.06.2025 13:37 — 👍 3434    🔁 1022    💬 82    📌 25

The Empires Only Last 250 Years thing was supposed to be a meme, not something we need to speedrun with less than 30 days to go

09.06.2025 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

05.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 9258    🔁 1516    💬 33    📌 24

I’m gonna be chasing this high for a long time.

23.05.2025 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he’s got a new movie coming out soon.

16.05.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 28963    🔁 8175    💬 38    📌 767
new pope not a jd vance fan

new pope not a jd vance fan

new pope still not a jd vance fan

new pope still not a jd vance fan

new pope hadn’t tweeted for almost two years before firing these two off back to back

08.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 279    🔁 80    💬 2    📌 13

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*

08.05.2025 17:33 — 👍 20960    🔁 5227    💬 215    📌 287

America got a pope before Xavier got a Final Four.

08.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the new pope went to Villanova which means he has definitely had someone look him in the eye and say “Go Birds” at least once in his life

08.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 185    🔁 43    💬 11    📌 5

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

08.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 7994    🔁 1303    💬 140    📌 52

Very strong chance the new pope has Big East basketball takes and I’m gonna need them ASAP.

08.05.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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