Pam

She showed such restraint…you know she just wanted to scarf down that whole bowl of popcorn.

He’s been gone awhile. Still miss him though. I miss Molly, too. She was my shadow for 9 years.

RIP, Bear. You were a good dogger:

Dillon’s dog, Bear, used to greet me with a half-howl that sounded like he was saying “How’re you?”
So I would respond by saying “I’m fine, Bear. How’re YOU?”
And then my kid would start researching local dementia care facilities on his iphone.

Wordle 1,616 3/6
I vow never to do it again.

Plan B: Tell him they have a cute new hygienist.
Above all, Pop Savage is a ladies man. 🤣

When asked was young and naive, I told someone that I didn’t understand how people start doing drugs because I wouldn’t even know how to find a drug dealer.
Their response: “Stoners find each other.”

Good soup cures just about everything.
That said, call his regular doc and get a scrip for some amoxicillin and slip that to him for a week.
If whatever is going on with his tooth calms down after a course of antibiotics, he might be willing to go to the dentist “just for a cleaning and checkup”.

‘Memorable’ isn’t necessarily ‘Good’🤣

Lobster. Meh.
But I would arm-wrestle an octopus for scallops.

Windows hasn’t been any good since ‘98.
Can we bring that back, please?🤣

Ironic, since ‘ESPN’ doesn’t actually spell anything. 🤣
Good luck to your little champ!!

Savage used to reverse engineer my wordles because he knew my starter word. Ya gotta watch that guy. He cheats. 🤣

I had caviar at a Russian restaurant in San Francisco on my 35th birthday. It was ok, but not the transcendent experience I was expecting. Maybe the eggs I got came from an underachieving fish.
It was sort of like eating wet, salty bubblewrap. 🤣

Caviar flavored potato chips:
A delicacy?
A joke?
Or the perfect metaphor for a society that wants to have both and ruins each in the process?

Maybe. But I put my psoriasis in remission for a couple of years on a megadosing regimen that I found in an Indian dermatology journal.
My doctor was supervising and checking my calcium levels periodically, but I tolerated 30,000 iu (or more) daily for six months.
It was a game-changer. YMMV.

Beautiful, Mike! Enjoy! And make all the vitamin D that you can today. 😊

Mmmm! Dim sum!!

Our local Catholic Iconography shop has a tacky little secret.
My only question is where are the gnomes???

A. Dayton sucks.
B. Dayton is kinda cool.
C. Both A and B

🤣🤣🤣

You don’t know what was in it? Wow. I thought we were friends. Now I see you’re like one of those cooks who leaves out the secret ingredient when they give you their recipe. Thanks for nothing, Sheila. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried doing a sit-up once. Ever try to fold a bowling ball in half? Yeah. It was like that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Y’all thought I was effortlessly gorgeous, but I want you to know, this level of glam takes work. Why else would I be wearing a snail mucin face mask right now? Thank you, Korean beauty industry—now I don’t have to hunt around in the yard for a slime trail from a slug to rub on my face any more!

Enjoy it while you can. In 20 years when someone asks you ‘boxers or briefs?’
the answer will be “Depends.” 😜

OK. If you won’t wear the suspenders, at least do us all a favor make sure you have your tighty-whities on whenever you leave the house. 🤣

Dear Santa Claus, I won’t ask for anything for Christmas this year if you will please—PLEASE—just bring my friend Savage a new belt AND some suspenders. 🫣

My old man used to lose his pants all the time. Once when I was in high school he came out of a convenience store with a jug of milk in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other. When he pushed the door open, his shorts dropped to his ankles. So grateful none of my friends were around to see that!!

I just spotted this outside a cannabis dispensary. Munchies? We got you covered. 🤣
It actually restores my faith in humanity a little. I should build one of these as a gratitude project.

Before I die, I have to have some of those mashed potatoes. Tell Lana they’re on my bucket list (my feedbucket list).