@whatever-die.bsky.social
Second Mortgage Gambler
more likely than you think
31.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i left my yin and yang in the wash……., now its ying ;(
30.01.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"
28.01.2025 20:41 — 👍 1636 🔁 148 💬 111 📌 71little known fact: if you call the support hotline and order a “super duper uber” they bring a corolla that takes you straight to hell (florida)
28.01.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0planning my colleges mothers day event, call that all ma’s matter
28.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
smh this money could’ve gone to a good cause
27.01.2025 21:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my gramma says im worth a bajillion nvidias
27.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i woulda moved that boulder on the third day too if i didnt have to rest for my golf tournament
27.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0workin on the railroad and all I do is live long day. not getting paid enough
27.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0reliance on the past cripples the future, lets go liverool foot ball club
26.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0forms cocoon and dissolve into crab rangoon to be reborn as a gundam villain
26.01.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0covering your six
25.01.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me on the way tell my girl i got plat in league, call that the path of exile
25.01.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mineral to water ratio 75:25
25.01.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sonic rings spray out of my essence in all directions. i run into a wall
25.01.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why let them hit you
25.01.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0johnny appleseed would NOT have gotten away if i was around. any copycats better watch their back
25.01.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the Bazaar shuts down for maintenance for the third prime recording time in a row
24.01.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legate Lanius voice: can i get uhhhhhhhhhh a chocolate frosty…… ive got the keyring coupon
24.01.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0but when will we discuss grannys mead and how it rejuvenates the souls bound to valhalla
24.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i screech the letters of heaven as the pages sail so all those who oppose me will know
24.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0at the library straight up reading it- — - the 2007 jeep wrangler handbook
24.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
24.01.2025 02:11 — 👍 8157 🔁 915 💬 143 📌 33Eat this 🤚
24.01.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the man in the video should seek medical ocular attention
24.01.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The claws of ivory dig deep to relinquish the soul of its bondage, raising the tsunami of vigor
24.01.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dennis runs a mock my garden and I am running out of pies to throw
24.01.2025 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i fear for her life
23.01.2025 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why does the critter wear headgear when it reduces noise of predators. i shall save him from his arrogance
23.01.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
