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Sinclair Lewis: In It Can't Happen Here, the protagonist says of the fascist leader: "But he’s got the flag and the Bible, and he’s going to use them to protect the people from the people."

Alfred Spatchcock Presents:

Goddammit, I am funny! I am! No, seriously look at that hilarious mug.

Mug: please stop you're embarrassing both of us.

Out of one jumbo box on Series 1 release day!

Korey and Cory!!! Going for the🥇🥌🇺🇸

2026 Baseball Roster - University of Oregon Athletics The official 2026 Baseball Roster for the University of Oregon Ducks

Oregon Baseball roster is up! First game Friday against George Mason U
#GoDucks💛💚
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Bald Eagle on a Clydesdale bingo bingo bingo 🦅🐴

That was incredible!

Billy Joe Armstrong's faux singing British accent is weird.

🥌 is great

Did Korey Dropkin just say, "ride the butter." #curling

Now Johnny Weir is Defying Gravity.

A graphic with a cutout image of Terrance Gore set against a white background. Text on the graphic reads, “In Loving Memory, Terrance Gore. 1991-2026”

We are heartbroken from the loss of Terrance Gore, and send our love to his family and loved ones.

Johnny Weir auditioning for the part of Astrid's sibling in the next How to Train Your Dragon.

What do healthy monsters eat for breakfast?
Nonfat Greek Yogre

and the hammer finally
comes down, not to strike,
but to seal the gate
behind you.

Hank Aaron
Born February 5, 1934
Mobile, AL
Died January 22, 2021
Atlanta, GA

As you round the bases, your
heavy calves turn supple. You
are no longer just a man
running; you are the breaking
of a long, cold winter.
Two boys jump the fence
to run beside you, and for
a moment, the world is not
divided. You touch the plate

The pitch is a blur of white heat.
But your wrists—those famous,
quick-silver wrists—snap,
and the sound is a crack
of thunder over the Georgia pines.
The ball is a small, receding moon
climbing into the dark.

of the one they said you’d never
pass. The mercury in your bones
is rising. You step into the box,
ignoring the acid of every slight
and threat sent by mail, the letters
that burned with a hollow, ancient
hate. You find your stance.

Hammering
by John Keene

It is April again and the peach trees
in the yard are heavy with a pink
and fragile light. In the stadium,
the air is thick with the scent of mown
grass and expectations. You are
forty now, and every muscle
carries the weight of those who
came before, the long shadow

I guess we will just have to wait for Canada to become our 51st state before this can happen.

"That guy's not canon!"
Seth Rogan is all of us.

Share a great song you can't understand

He made a joke on his Oregon theater’s marquee, then he says Amazon pulled the ‘Melania’ movie A Lake Oswego theater known for provocative movie marquees may now be on Amazon's blacklist after higher-ups objected to their marketing approach.

I now have more respect for LO.
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Judge limits federal officers’ use of crowd control munitions at Portland ICE building The decision Tuesday blocks federal officers from directing or using “chemical or projectile munitions,” including pepper balls and tear gas “unless the specific target of such a weapon or device pose...

Federal Judges are all that is left to stand in the way of Trump's war on Blue States. www.opb.org/article/2026...

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa” The list they're creating says so, anyway

The Rizzler of PDX www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...

Today I discovered that my cat's Jellicle name is Furlicous Meowevolent.

Did Ms get Brendan Donovan yet?

FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot Congratulations on the purchase of your new Cursed Instant Pot Multi-Use Programmable Pressure Cooker. Instant Pot is the #1 selling 7-in-1 multi-c...

Exactly!
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