Guy Incognito

Oddly enough, I now live on a very pleasant peninsula on Long Island, so by golly it works!

So interesting. Thx! I really wish that Michigan history had been a bigger part of my school’s curriculum. All I really ever learned was that if I ever sought a pleasant peninsula I should look about me.

(Pardon my grammar - my thumbs don’t seem to work right)

Whoa! I never realized this. In the space of one post, are you able to explain connection between the Erie Canal in these towns in Michigan?

Me before watching the show Barry would guess the former. Me having watched Barry would guess the latter.

They are not lying. Changing the mix is not editing. That’s what they did.

They should’ve gone for 2, right?

“ChatGPT is essential for me the run the farm that my family successfully ran for 100 years without it” is and interesting messaging attempt.

Some breakfast foods are just built different.

Hans Moleman saying: “I was saying boo-ance.”

It’s so dumb that there are all these competitions before the opening ceremonies. When I become president of the IOC, games will all be between the opening and closing ceremonies. I will be running on the campaign theme: “Make the Olympics long enough.”

It would be so much easier if he just came out and said: “I think the white race is superior.” It’s literally his only opinion that he keeps to himself.

Your original tweet of this was one of my all time favorites - I had it bookmarked and looked at it frequently. I’m off Twitter now but it was something like:
“No big deal Stevie. Just some kids’ TV show.”
“I’m gonna bring a full band, play for 7 minutes and burn the place to the ground.”

There is so much going on here but my favorite part is: “The President should remove it.” Like that would make us totally cool again.

I’m enjoying this bit and the fact that we’re now talking about Euclid is [chef’s kiss]

I wonder how often he has to look down at his jersey to remember which team he’s on.

Gin and toxic

YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up John Mulaney Plays “What’s New Pussycat?” 21 Times on a Diner Jukebox

A young John Mulaney fan? m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7G...

“I did ‘Nazi’ that coming” said absolutely nobody who has seen this guy for more than 2 minutes.

Stealing first base.

He made Postcards from Earth which plays at the Sphere. The visuals are awesome. But he’s a guy who *almost* gets it. His premise is that humans have fucked up earth - true. So we need to leave earth until it heals and then come back - WHAT?!?!

Also, I’m no fan of his politics. But his politics reflect the district’s better than mine. He has a point of view that he truly believes in. But he listens to others and engages with them. His office has great constituent services. He’s not all bad but I wish he was more progressive.

Hi. Suozzi district voter here. He’s gotten primaried on the left. Some great progressive candidates who work their butts off door to door canvassing. He puts an ad in the newspaper with endorsements from every democratic group in town and wins 2:1.

Inquiring minds want to know: is this literal or figurative?

How I met your mother

And the funny thing is that when he bought it, it didn’t seem like his goal was to be profitable. It seemed like he thought it was an important institution and he could afford to lose money at it. How times have changed!

It’s a sick joke that these are the only jobs AI is actually killing.

Nothing a little private equity wizardry can’t fix.

Anyone want to guess how she opens the meeting?
My money is on: “The president’s poll numbers are hurting. That’s bad for America.”