Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean

Reminder to sign up through the website, not the app, cause if you sign up through the app Apple gets a cut.

Get his ass

Cubs have played mediocre baseball for the last 2 months, so stop touting them as some World Series contender.

Remember that the Ricketts promised to deliver a World Series to Chicago.

That “a” is the key part of the statement.

And yes, it really doesn’t help that the World Series win opened up a portal to a Hell that we are still mired in nine years later. Didn’t even get to celebrate it for a week.

Why have I not gone to a game in two seasons now?

Because of this. I’m not spending far too much money to watch a team that peaks way too early every single year.

Jed Hoyer did what he set out to do:

Get paid.

Tom Ricketts did what he set out to do:

Get paid.

Wins and losses don’t matter to them, just fat checks.

That Jed Hoyer extension is turning into one of the great Chicago Sports comedy bits.

It’s also such a funny childish idea of relationships when you think about it. His great insight is that people are fun to hang out with when you know nothing about them. As if someone’s morals and principles are dismissible parts of who they are.

everybody fouled out, time to go home

We’ve discovered a literal miracle with almost unlimited potential and it’s being scrapped for *no reason whatsoever*. This isn’t even nihilism, it’s outright worship of death and human suffering.

On Willow, yes.

Looks like my grad school apartment…

A fox scampering near the boundary at Lord’s during the London Spirit-Oval Invincibles Hundred cricket match.

WE HAVE A FOX ON THE FIELD AT LORD’S FOR THE HUNDRED MEN’S OPENER.

I would watch a series titled “Randy Johnson: Time Traveler.”

I remain shocked how many people fall for human interest stories that are obviously not real.

Going with the abbreviation for my job title, “CDM,” for extra mystery.

The shirt that says "GARDENER" is an absolutely fucking incredible (and very true-to-life) detail. I wish everybody had to wear a shirt that had their job title on it.

the answer: MURDERED ALL OF THEM IN COLD BLOOD

Facebook AI slop about Ryan Day at a restaurant

Choosing to believe this is 100% real. Thank you Ryan Day for your support of local establishments.

i have been thinking a lot about how the entire concept of “the deal” is antithetical to transparency, fair play and rule of law, as larry notes. the deal is necessarily nonstandard, ad hoc and dependent on the whims of the dealmaker

Now I can’t unsee that! A much better statue subject.

Keep thinking this stupid statue is a giant tortoise.

I fear this is only going to encourage an inflatable giant Trump industry to start.

Diddler on the Roof

oh he's losing it, losing it

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Take a look at the first two posters... I've never seen an elected official or political appointee on federal job material before but we really need to weed out all of these people from our government.

👇👇👇👇👇

a post which says "Bush wasn't taking rights away nor was he trying to cheat elections. The most harm caused under him was the Great Recession."

it must be hard to run a country when the whole population gets hit with the men in black memory erasing device every 4 years

John Kruk Visits The Franklin Institute

Some consultants got 6 figures for this.