one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children

Goals!

Our calls & outrage are working! Sen Kaine, Rosen, Shaneen & Hassan said if they hear from more of their constituents, they could change their votes from a yes to a no. Rs may not be voting for this bill also, so call your R senators too. Keep the phone calls coming bc it’s working! 202-224-3121

A third?

Republicans have always been good at hurting Democrats. But nowhere near as good as Democrats are at hurting Democrats. Sigh b

Politically it’s the only good to come of eight Yes votes. All Dems needed to do after Tuesday’s massive victories was stand united for Americans, and both the ACA and Snap would have sat glaringly in the laps of Republicans. Now we have a party more divided than ever with no real leadership. 🤬

Calm down hardware store I don’t need to walk through an Enchanted Christmas Wonderland to get to the socket wrenches

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

Schumer and the Hateful Eight Betray America A new low for the Democratic Senate

Schumer and the Hateful Eight Betray America
A New Low For The Democratic Senate

open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

Yesterday at the farmer’s market I saw a vendor quietly give food to someone whose EBT (SNAP) card didn’t have enough money on it.

People helping people because the president and his administration refuse to.

Even when court-ordered.

Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.

You can have your Cake and eat it too.

I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

Then gradually pick up speed…

“Farting makes me jet propelled!..,oops..”

I gotta hand it to you. Well…

I find that annoying. But only slightly

I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"

I’ve missed you guys.

“The plumber wants to know if you want the Golden Plunger option”

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Vegetable Beef.

This is me over here paying for YouTube TV, Disney and ESPN and still not able to watch Monday Night Football.

TRUMP: And for the sharp narrow ledge around the extremely deep bathtub? What do you think we should use for that?
SLIP-AND-FALL ATTORNEY PRETENDING TO BE AN INTERIOR DESIGNER: Oh marble for sure man

Remember when we saw video of big plastic bags being tossed out of the Lincoln bathroom window?

How embarrassing!

Yuck

It’s just not working out.

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you

Me: I didn't call you

Demon: I did