Rohita Kadambi

Hey! Thanks for the shout out. I actually host a weekly stand up show in LA so I spend considerably less time online than I used to. I also hate posting which is why you never hear about me!

Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.

Taylor Swift wearing Janelle Monae’s blazer and drinking champagne at the 2025 Grammys

Millennials wearing business casual to the club

*Extremely Cole Porter Voice*

🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶

Photos of Ben and Paxton from Never Have I Ever with a photo of Luigi Mangione

Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida

Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds

Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"

Paul Hollywood describing a hanging cake showstopper: The problem with that is because it’s defying gravity, there’s an extra pressure on that.

So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?

A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s

Jen Shah in a Biden Harris dress

A pardon would be Shahmazing

Andrew Tate standing like he just vomited

“Mom, I frew up”

Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)

I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.

Fiyero in Wicked (Jonathan Bailey), Captain VonTrapp in The Sound of Music (Christopher Plummer), and Bobby in Company (Raul Esparza)

Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.

Most parents: Elf on the shelf Me: Elphaba on the shelf

When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:

I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.

Tweet from @RobbieHand •1/30/23 I ocasionally remember that Stephen Sondheim died of horniness for Jonathan Bailey "quite open as a human being. I love him." [57][791 Marianne Elliott recalled that Sondheim was enamored with Bailey. [11] Three days before the composer died in 2021, Elliott told him that Bailey would be starring in the play Cock. Sondheim "literally stopped in his tracks, closed his eyes, put his hand on his chest and said, 'Be still my beating heart,'" Elliott recounted. (11]

RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)

Cynthia Erivo in Wicked

Gravity hates to see her coming

🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷

Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts

Lavender marriage behavior

Richard and Emily Gilmore

Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?

We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.

I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.

Elderly

Grindr conversation PERSON 1: do you wanna top or bottom PERSON 2: I wanna be a star Four screenshots from Chicago (2002), All About Eve (1950), Tár (2022), and Pearl (2022)?

If I think about it, my favorite genre

Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter, Ava Philippe Has Come Out

Close enough. Welcome back, Bradley Jackson.

“Into the Woods” by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine

The TV show “Frasier” should have been set in San Francisco rather than Seattle. Especially in the 90s, San Francisco was a better setting for effete wine/food/art/opera snobs. Seattle is is too outdoorsy/casual/grungey.

those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about