Chad (no parody no irony)

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

I think they invented Pop Culture Jeopardy specifically to make me angry. You cannot have $1000 for knowing who Mr. Feeny is and you really cannot have sarcastic congratulations from Colin Jost for it.

asked ChatGPT to explain the Poilievre security clearance thing using only one syllable words and it all makes sense now

Canadians are reaching never before contemplated levels of not being worried about it

All the people who thought fact checking was Marxist evil two years ago now think AI is an infallible fact checker. Meanwhile, AI just told me 33 Canadians die each day, which adds up to 792 deaths per day.

I spent last night holding on to my dog because he was drooling and trembling uncontrollably. I said, “There’s no need to be frightened. They’re only fireworks”. And he said, “Yeah, but what about the rise of authoritarianism?”.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

You know, I was feeling real bummed about the game last night. But the fact is, the Blue Jays played half the game with our second tier roster of guys, without four of their biggest hitters, and got the same number of hits against the Dodgers' best lineup. Our pitchers absolutely shoved. I'm proud.

It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

Let's go. Lock in. We're here. We're ready. Lock in. 20 innings or bust.

All the 36 year olds on the east coast are officially rooting for whichever team ends this so we can go to bed

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Mark Carney's approval rating would go up 5% instantly if he posted this with the caption "why does he sit like he's pooping"

it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

Banned from my hometown Facebook group for posting "Blue Jays are going to the World Series, it's a Diwali miracle"

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

A true World Series—the U.S. and Canada, the two countries in the world

(picking up guy in the gutter who has had his teeth kicked in and can barely stand after his kneecap was exploded) congrats man. now you get to play the dodgers. go get em

Naylor might as well have twiddled his mustache before he jumped.

This entire debacle about the MSNBC footage being old (it's not) is because Twitter has a function where you can ASK for a Community Note if you don't believe something, an unaccountable AI can write one, and the people who are supposed to vet whether it's true will instead share it uncritically.

I just want to quickly point out: the video didn't show him landing. He might still be up there in the diarrhea jet. Be careful folks.

I'm glad all the outlets talking about Trump's No Kings video are noting it's "confirmed fake" because I was really worried he was still cruising the skies in an F16 full of diarrhea.

someone on one of these teams should really try hitting 3 home runs, that should settle it

update: he stole two of my chicken tenders while I was coaxing the other dog downstairs then she stole the last one

does anybody know if it is time to feed dog

I don't want to get political but this man looks like an eight year old who tricked his mom into saying he can have ice cream for dinner and never has to go to bed.

the future is now old man