give oral to dakota johnson, she looks classy
get oral from lana rhodes because i've watched all her movies, big fan, she's fucking amazing at it
have sex with emily ratajkowski - do i really need to explain why
and watch the misses bang gal gadot - never fancied her but hey, it would pass the time

my grandad stopped driving at night at a certain age - i think louis needs to stop night races

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we. need. pictures!

info

name, breed

when they go low, you go high, which clinton didn't do - how did that work out for her?!

vote for me, i'm not as bad as the other guy - how did that work out for kamala?!

😡

i hate to break it to you, daria had sex with janes boyfriend

sir stirling moss was a champion for about an hour, hawthorn spun out of a race and pushed it - officials disqualified him, fortunately a driver had seen the incident and told officials he'd done it off track, the result stood and hawthorn was the champ, the name of the witness : stirling moss

it was not dreadful, f1 the movie was dreadful, ford vs ferrari was dreadful, ferrari was dreadful - this was a good film with bad acting and poor dialogue, but it is at least watchable unlike the aforementioned

hey YMCA is a banger - i hear it i move, no matter how ridiculous i look

don't worry, my snipers site finder is telescopic

your mum

at 16 i'd stopped eating mums food i didn't like and made my own / went to the local takeaway. cunt.

mr. friday morning

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you might want to get tested

does the best vr porn, doesn't scream into the VERY sensitive mics and talks throughout 😘👌

c'mon tim!

a hate monger died
by the very instrument he supported
no matter how many innocent people died as a result of the second amendment
you reap what you sow
isn't that from the bible that these right wing lunatics keep thumping despite not adhering to its message of love and forgiveness

is it illegal to send paedos letters? are we going to arrest everyone asking jim to fix it?! some of them were already raped it seems a little harsh

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forever 21, devon knows how they make it so creamy

steam cleaner, i love a good gadget, you will enjoy cleaning again

mine is scalp massage and kisses - opposites attract n'est-ce pas

nya

does greg wear a signet ring? he looks way too much like a cockney geezer for this one to be saved to phone

why are we not going nuts for taskmaster nz series 6 - did you not see jacks kick into the caravan

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yeah, just imagine if a presidential candidate anyone living in a red state 'deplorable'

what planet in the solar system should we fire the 'concerned parents' surrounding hotels and harassing people

right, puts joe wilkinson in the shade

there are unhealthier addictions (whatever gets you to 11 days) so proud of you, so great to have you back posting

i've often had problems with your 'coverage' but please tell me you know 6 comes before 7