Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

Great Thunberg is so impressive, she gives me hope 👏

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

Speaking of "Fallout"...

NO! The sale ends today, so I can't use my gov't rebate that comes on Friday. Ugh.

So, I think that I'll go with the movie studio sim game for $12.

I'll play that WAY more than "Epic Mickey" - which I'd finish and then not play for 2 years.

Plus, I still have "Fable" and "Fallout" to play.

A dark, eerie silhouette of a menacing figure with wild, tangled hair and outstretched, claw-like hands, depicted in a sketch-like style against a textured, grayscale background.

For me, few stories from Canadian folklore are scarier than that of the Old Hag of Newfoundland.
She is said to visit people while they sleep, leading to the phrase "I was hagged last night".
This is the story of a very scary night visitor.

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Damn you, Steam! You and your awesome Seasonal Sales.

Almost everything on my wishlist is on sale this time.

I'm contemplating "Epic Mickey" (60% off!) or "Movie Industry Tycoon".

If anyone wants to get me an early Christmas or birthday present, I'd totally be fine with that! 🤣

A grumpy Ka'ra the tuxedo cat wears a messy strawberry blood wig. She looks out at you from under it with disdain.

Ka'ra the tuxedo cat, still wearing her wig, licks her lips. Her human dad has given her a treat now, and she is less upset about the wig wearing.

yEs, fine, week two of costumes for Ka'ra. tHis time im a wig girl.

I'm hoping that Doomsday will deal with that - BUT they did introduce the idea of mutants existing on the Sacred Timeline - very briefly - at the end of Ms. Marvel.

I'm assuming that that is going to come into play, as I think the Young Avengers are going to play a bigger part moving forward.

Well, shite... I'm kinda' F'd, then.

What else is a recluse to do? 😅

"I'll rip out your optics"

I just came off another SSRI, following the directions from my GP in order to do so - tapering off.

Did I get Brain Zaps anyway? Yes.

Did they worsen my already present Brain Zaps? Also, yes.

Is this something that I now have to live with daily for the rest of my life? Apparently.

FML ⚡⚡🧠⚡⚡

F*ck.

Well, now I'm offering *sincere* thoughts and prayers, my man.

Please keep us updated as you have a chance... but, most importantly, take care of yourself.

After much internal debate, I finally just deleted every WWF/E RAW, SD! & Heat from my external.
For a bunch of reasons - some obvious - I felt that I had to.

I've yet to delete major PPVs and some specials etc but I may still.

I think that most of the collectibles that I have left are next to go.

If some of them will be back for Secret Wars, then I'm *guessing* that the ones not killed in Doomsday - which I think is going to happen - will be killed / erased from existence at that point, setting the stage for the "reset" (as I believe K.E.V.I.N. called it) of the #MCU - now with mutants. 🤔

I once again beg all y'all not to screencrap nonsense from the former Twitter and bring it here to dunk on it, that's like inviting a vampire in to tell them their fangs look stupid, maybe you're right but they're still going to fucking eat you

(also "screencrap" was a legit typo but I left it in)

With all of the Loki variants running around The Void, it would've been cool if Tom Hiddleston had made even a small cameo in 'Deadpool & Wolverine'.

Maybe he just peeks in the window of the Odyssey, sees D&W lying there after the fight, grimaces at the bloody mess, shrugs, and walks away.

#MCU

You cannot compromise with people who don't see you as PEOPLE.

I'm rewatching LoKi now.

It doesn't say anything about Infinity Stones not working in other universes, just that some people in the TVA use them as paperweights.

A photo of a grand, multi-story hotel with a light-colored stone facade and a distinctive green steeple roof, surrounded by modern high-rise buildings in an urban setting. The hotel features arched windows and a prominent entrance with a canopy, with trees and vehicles visible on the street below, and a Canadian flag atop the building.

The Fort Garry Hotel in Winnipeg is considered to be one of the most haunted place in Canada.
From the ghostly guests who remain there, to the haunted Room 202, it is a place with plenty of paranormal happenings.
This is the haunted story!

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A fortune cookie fortune that says "Always be yourself. Unless you can be an animal, then become an animal."

BEST FORTUNE EVER

A black-and-white aerial view of the Avro Arrow, a delta-winged jet aircraft marked with "RL-201" and a Canadian maple leaf insignia, displayed on a tarmac surrounded by a large crowd of people and a stage with officials, near a building and parked cars.

On Oct. 4, 1957, the Avro Arrow was unveiled with the intention of it being the RCAF's primary interceptor in the 1960s.
Less than two years later, the program was abruptly cancelled and 14,528 Avro employees were put out of work.
This is the story of the Arrow.

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This thread is so good!
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Yet schools are $6.3B short, special ed ignored, universities gutted, hospitals starved, ODSP frozen, shelters full, rents soaring. Billions go to highways, tax cuts, corporate breaks. This isn’t discipline, it’s neglect. Ontario doesn’t have a debt problem. It has a Ford problem.

The long wait time between seasons of TV 📺 shows seems to be the norm now.

Why is that?

Why does everyone have to go and do other projects?
Maybe finish what you started?

I cannot be the only one who loses interest whilst waiting.
I still haven't watched the last 2 seasons of Stranger Things.

Oof... that's not a good sign.

I'll watch the first episode and see if it hooks me again.

After waiting so long for Season 4, I just finally gave up and said "I'll watch it when it's finished."

Now that it is, I should probably get around to that, especially with it being all October-y and whatnot.

I'm not going to lie. I am extremely disappointed to find out that "Helsing SG-1" refers to an autonomous submersible rather than what would have been a gloriously insane crossover TV series.

The last I read was that Joel McHale said that it was his schedule causing problems... but that was months ago, and I haven't seen anything since.

I really hope that it's still happening.

I wish that I had something profoundly optimistic that I could offer but everything would feel like "Thoughts and Prayers", anyway.

All I can say is that I am so sorry that your own country is making everything worse when you need help the most.

I'm looking forward to your next art update! 😁