Ginger (pre holiday season)

Not as bad as your Urgent Care bill.
Hope you’re ok though!

I have to run down 3 days of posts sometimes too.

Oof! Wish that people didn’t need them.

Already planning out X-mas gifts for co-workers and acquaintances. Artists of Blue Sky, what’s the IT thing to get? Last year it was rubber ducky earrings. This year?
#artist

A Smoltzian slip.

Your boobs are great and your ring performance looks like it went well!

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That’s what I’m sayin…

Ok. Wife is watching Selling Sunset and…. I swear this is true…. They are getting (this is true), salmon sperm facials.

And yes, I have made numerous sexual comments about it.

Numerous.

Bringing me down over here.

IDK, I feel like this is who the Gophers are as a culture more than the team is year by year.
They’re 6-3, probably finish at 8-4, late December bowl game and one or two draft prospects. Ho-hum and on to the hockey season.

Not a bad Halloween, we have a bag and a half of fun sized candy and 2 boxes of full sized candy bars left. Had 112 kids come to the door and the neighborhood college kids even brought their girlfriends around (shoutout to the sexy nun).
Time to pivot to giving thanks and X-mas pregaming.
#Christmas

Doing the classic thing where the first trick-or-treaters get one piece of candy and the last ones get a handful of candy.

Trying out the new Thai place. Got my chicken curry mild and it’s so hot it’s difficult to eat.
#thai

I would pay money to watch a clip of Sam Waterston flub lines.

Another terrible workout. Please send positive vibes.

Hot takes over here!

You’re doing the lord’s work.

Tell me you live in the suburbs without telling me you live in the suburbs. I’ll go first. (I did not post this but I am in this group)

Eat more pizza! Dink more scotch! You got this.

I’m 3 scotches in and my wife is mad at me for reasons, IDK I never bothered to listen. Ask me something inappropriate.

Call them “the young people” they really like that.

I understand your plight, your feelings are valid. All I’m saying is:
I hated Venmo for about a month, now I love it. So much easier to send and get money. Soooo much easier.

Readers are dicks!

Not even Blair Witch?

Never mind.

Booooooo!!!!!!!