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There's only one old man I'd want to date for cheap and for free
youtu.be/1waDIrtQb2M

And FINALLY they're getting pushback for it instead of everyone standing around going "hey you can't do that" without doing anything to counter them.

Thank god for prop 50.
Thank god for the Mamdani effect.
Thank god for the complete lack of subtlety this administration is employing.

Your job is represented in Minecraft directly.
That's so cool and weird.

PRIMARY CHUCK SCHUMER
YOU DESERVE TO LEAD THE PROGRESSIVE TAKEOVER OF THE SENATE

Thas narsty Debbie

Can I eat his afterpost so it won't contaminate yhe rest of the site

Fill it less than halfway, then close it and give it a little sprinkle extra on the door before starting the wash.

I bet your dishes will come out even better than usual with less detergent used more effectively

Spineless reporter. Should have phrased the question as "Did you vote for the Democratic nomimee?"

"Roger roger"

68,930,999 to go

Someone PLEASE ask this man how he is qualified to be speaker for the house if he hasn't heard of any of these major events which have sparked nationwide discourse

Alex Cohen on X: "There’s no amount of money you could pay me to admit this on the internet let alone write a thread about lessons learned https://t.co/qSlvLjf0ss" / X There’s no amount of money you could pay me to admit this on the internet let alone write a thread about lessons learned https://t.co/qSlvLjf0ss

Isn't this the guy whose wife left him for his boss?

x.com/anothercohen...

She has the well-adjusted smile of a person who understands that making things hard for the people who makes things hard for the people who have nothing is a good thing

The only context I want to hear about synergy in is talking character build strategy in video games

Pregnancies also do not count in pissing yourself

I asked myself for permission to fall asleep and my self said "go ask your doctor for a Xanax, then we can talk"

"We can't feed hungry people because using the food we make to feed people instead of animals would make rich people less rich"

I'm so perturbed by the notion that the state legislature should have absolutely anything to do with how sports are organized.

This is as disturbing, if not more so, than mayoral candidates talking about their support for the Jewish state of Israel.

Lawns are rich people nonsense

Just cover it with poorly matching concealer and let the media speculate

Evidence of healthcare suggests Neanderthals were compassionate Recent research has suggested that Neanderthals may have been much more caring and compassionate than previously thought.

There's a lot of evidence that indicates that neaderthals were more caring and compassionate than even modern humans. I wish they won. We would all be better off if we were less genetically predisposed to tribalism and violence.

www.earth.com/news/neander...

My first guess would have been whatever version of Windows Server was 2-4 years old at the time the machine was made.

Linux is about as surprising as any other version of windows.

A customRTOS would be more surprising

FreeBSD or Solaris would have been very shocking

Apple would be insane

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

TERFs insisting that the computer program that vaguely resembles a blue and pink orogami bird must absolutely be a man somehow

@cpsc.gov is the only exception I know of, and they're notably NOT on this list

Keep in mind that if something happened to Donald and JD, this guy is SECOND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT

It's wild that if I want to get from Joliet to Naperville by train, I have to go all the way downtown and all the way back.

Scrape, don't rinse

Although I'm surprised there's no gout in that list of symptoms

This is much better than I imagined someone would fair if you told me they were eating a diet consisting of only Beef, salt, and water for years.