virtuapet

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Elevator pitch for this games story is pretty insane. Imagine Romeo and Juliet but Romeo is kamen rider with his grandfather being doc brown and they are on the Enterprise from Star Trek going through different dimensions fighting monster versions of Juliet until they find the real one.

I’m halfway through Romeo is a Deadman (according to the ps5 homepage) and im liking it so far. It feels like a lost Xbox 360/ Wii era game but then again Suda51 games just resonate that aesthetic imo. This definitely feels more in line with killer is dead than no more heroes or lollipop chainsaw.

The official ROMEO IS A DEADMAN account posting both the game's high and low scores rules so much

I’m interested in a new castlevania but in an era where the series has been absent for over a decade and dozens of good copycats or inspired metroidvania games are around I wonder if this will do anything different to differentiate itself. it feels like a few years too late but still interested.

wow this game has been in dev hell for so long that christine chandler has a voice that’s crazy

Reading the voice cameo list for mewgenics and it is absolutely insane how many people they go to do voices for the game. You have the Red Letter Media guys, mega64, Vinny vinesauce, a bunch of old newgrounds guys… Rivers Cuomo???

one of the best mobile games i have ever played

Yakuza 7 gave me hope that they were pivoting from kiryu and focusing on a fresh start with Ichiban but Infinite Wealth felt like it was a tug of war of directions that ultimately hindered my enjoyment by the end. Kiwami 3 being poorly received isn’t surprising even despite exclusions and casting.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

seeing how these scores are so divisive and as a huge fan of no more heroes im very interested in this.. debating on getting it this weekend..

jesus what im hearing about kiwami 3 might be a new low for the franchise as a whole.

re9 demo…. Please… I beg you…

Got all 8 Pragmata endings (2/2)

Got all 8 Pragmata endings (1/2)

I beat the pragmata demo in 7:48. I also have 5/8 endings completed lmao

it's 2016. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.

also just realized you can get different artwork each time you beat the demo with different requirements very nice touch

just went through the pragmata demo twice. i am absolutely sold on this game the combat is a lot of fun and it’s one of those things that click when your hands on with it rather than watching gameplay. im also kinda being swayed into getting this on switch 2 because it looks and feels really nice.

I was really expecting an re9 demo to be announced here but it was just the same stuff we’ve been hearing for about a month now.

I am excited to hear how this game is received because boy do i want a new Dino crisis or just a horror game with dinosaurs lmao

Fuck yeah a pragmata demo today

i made a long thread two months ago when I achieved 100% in the game, but the game felt like a series of studio notes that were handed with none of them really implemented well. i also think it shouldn’t have been called prime 4 and they should really ditch the prime name entirely.

there were a few things i enjoyed about prime 4 but ultimately the game was a let down for me as well as alot of people I understand and i just hope anyone that played 4 as their first entry aren’t completely turned off on the series. i just hope that the next entry is better at overall direction

IN THEATERS NOW

I honestly would get this on my switch. Poker Night 2 I played countless hours of back in the xbla days

CEO types just think about what looks good on a portfolio, like winning an emmy, that they will ignore absolutely everything else like it being the worse “game” in the whole silent hill franchise or it just having insanely negative feedback.

dude really thought he was from Westeros lmao