Therapeutic Taskmaster

Basic Bishstink

Keeping up the proud Trump tradition of stealing money from kids with cancer.

Man, I was so freaked out about the new episode of Taskmaster not being posted yet. Until I remembered today’s Wednesday.

It’s JUST nutmeg.

She was so kind to let the rhino get some enrichment and on-the-job training!

Okay, now it’s an itch I’m determined to scratch: Why was the ball-shooting rhino labeled “Sidi” in the latest Taskmaster ep?
1. As suggested by @kischtrine.bsky.social, Emma’s famous ball troubles
2. Both proudly dry/hiding lotion about their person
3. Secret third option

Also also I’d like to apologize to the rhino personally for calling it a ghost. I know the threat of extinction is very real for you and did not mean to cause offense or harm.

Phil should have brought in a note that says, “Hey, mate” for the prize task.

Also, I hope Emma Sidi is hiding in the ghost costume and that’s why the camera says “Property of Sidi.”

Just learned two things from Phil saying, “Urine! Didn’t expect that!” before the first task proper:

1. Clearly Phil is an archeologist
2. Sanjeev should’ve gotten 5 points on the prize task

I haven’t seen this show, but did you guys know Alan Carr is the namesake of the word car?

Ania with straighter hair is like Superman putting on glasses so you think he’s Clark Kent.

“Is there a duck onmyface?”

Here’s Alex Horne* doing his Pennywise impression at D&D.

*dog not human

Nick Mohammed on Taskmaster.

A friend who saw her do stand up told me she told him the crew gave her a framed picture of the potatoes.

I thought she said “dolls” at first. I was so excited to see how creepy they’d be.

Me too. Especially if it’s notorious serial kiss thief Alex Horne.

The replybigots are like a plague of locusts. I sometimes like to bait THEM to distract them from accounts of people more marginalized than me. But that only accomplishes so much.

Look who’s back making gifs

#taskmaster

He was like this BEFORE his wife started openly carrying on with Prince Apartheid. And his own family was calling him out for it publicly. Most important, plenty of socially awkward people did not become Stephen Miller.

He won’t. It’s ALL going to hair plugs and veneers.

I love her so, so much. She said in her book she has a shirt that says something like “Lucky he’s an ass man” that she has to hide from her husband.

I ADORED whenever Rosie made Baba lose his composure, too! His reactions to her having a chicken wing in her bra for a prize task and saying "Babatunde" as a boring men's name were joyous. Plus the way Rosie and Emma were so great at elevating the team tasks. It's def in my top 20 favorite series.

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I refuse to believe Emma Sidi doesn't make little noises in her daily life like she did after telling Alex to stop the clock here.

Is this the Wizard of Oz one or did she do another movie?

It's giving generational differences!

So clearly a Mary Poppins reference, and yet A Clockwork Orange is all I can see. Maybe it's the wardrobe?

The fact they wouldn’t allow Sally to play her youth repellent thing or Jason to shine his flashlight tells me it’s probably not real. Alternate explanation is the show secretly gave Phil the task “Give Masie Adam mesothelioma” and they’ll reveal it later in the series.

If I were in the s20 cast I’d file an official complaint as revenge for that episode 3 team task.