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Stop, oh yeah, wait a minute mister spokesman.
He's killed Blofeld at least twice and his pal Felix had a limb grow back. I imagine the big mad fucker would fancy his chances of walking off a wee touch of death.
11.11.2025 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vido!
04.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife always hopes there will be some sort of toy associated with the the John Lewis Christmas ad. An hour-and-a-half I've been searching their website for a stuffed Charlotte Wells writing a letter to Saatchi and Saatchi.
04.11.2025 09:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone on University Challenge just suggested the winner of a Rising Star BAFTA for her role in Taxi Driver was Dame Judi Dench.
27.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Magazine tip: Convince your neighbours that you are having hot dogs for tea by opening the kitchen windows, frying up some onions and shouting out "How many hot dogs do you want?" to imaginary guests. Phillipa Mathers, Bath
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09.09.2025 18:42 — 👍 218 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 1Good man.
07.10.2025 11:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a risk it's just a rock that has blacked up?
03.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why are spiders entering my home with a 35p household ingredient that they hate?
18.08.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The flatal ovation was thunderous at Murrayfield. Heartwarming.
10.08.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I guess that trend’s over, then.
30.07.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking ruined South Pacific when they changed that to be about dames.
22.07.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bob from Twin Peaks
16.07.2025 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Because one of them has Gladys Knight's fags.
11.07.2025 08:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crisps.
11.07.2025 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glasgow Central to Paisley Gilmour Street takes 10 minutes. Even on a slow train, that's an alarming tight attempted suicide to winching turnaround.
10.07.2025 07:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the song, I think, details getting off with a really drunk person who has just been physically restrained from throwing themself from a moving train. So that's quite something.
10.07.2025 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I work primarily in the style of a man lightly shamed for knowing what greengages are.
07.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Post a song from the year you turned 12. www.youtube.com/watch?v=60wQ...
04.07.2025 11:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1It's not a holiday - you're not going to get paid! Mad fuckers.
03.07.2025 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, so that’s what The 1975 sound like.
28.06.2025 09:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have ways of making you toast.
26.06.2025 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good to see Peter Howson back on the tools.
20.06.2025 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I Don't Want to Spoil Chapatis #BeatlesBread
19.06.2025 14:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Adam Curtis chose a bad week to try and teach us anything ventriloquism open.spotify.com/track/5uBmlQ...
14.06.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apples rotting in an old school desk; a dart board on fire near a toothpick farm - a newt on holiday in Tangiers ...
13.06.2025 16:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Similar, but Flavor Flav.
13.06.2025 11:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes. That’s the bunny.
09.05.2025 08:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people who have crawled through barbed wire on a French beach forced to finally face Toploader, there.
08.05.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People who wear rucksacks at gigs to be dragged behind a horse.
07.04.2025 10:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0List five famous people you’ve met, but ONE is a lie.
1. Flavor Flav
2. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
3. Alan Bean
4. Nicolaus Copernicus
5. Sonia
