Mark Godman Posting His Ls

For sale: Baby. Shoes not included

Cherry-picked?
Is TWENTY THOUSAND a cherry-picking amount?

What’s going on on the other site?

Oh never mind

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

The armistice on eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month that marked WWI’s end could have happened days or weeks sooner but was purposely delayed to fall on this “symbolic” date leading to thousands of additional and unnecessary soldiers’ deaths and injuries.

Hey man, what the fuck?

Yesterday hometown’s minor league baseball team changed their name and this has been the greatest day in the Facebook comments

Mamiya RB67
127mm f/3.8
Portra 400

Minolta SRT Super
58mm f/1.4
Portra160

Look at this precious baby

Deadlines aren’t real. They’re made up and often have little to no real tangible consequences for missing them! Be free!

Based on the Miley Cyrus song of the same name?

I’d rather have a bottom in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

RAWR!!!

If you drive a large vehicle with poor visibility, stay home tonight.

Better yet, stay home every day

Tyra Banks is rolling in her grave

Who up unboxing they conkers?

Text reads: Going to skip the Super Bowl because I have no intention of watching people in helmets and outlandish costumes take five hours to do noisy and violent things incomprehensible to all but devoted fans. Below, The image shows Kirsten Flagstad, a renowned Norwegian opera singer, in costume as Brünnhilde from Richard Wagner's opera Die Walküre

My son passed away from cancer an hour ago. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales:

He’s just like me fr fr

I met all of you

The discourse machine grids must be fed…

Drag name: Haze Codeviolation

Maybe porn name?

I would like to introduce you to Fern, the Australian Shepard pup we have welcomed into our lives. Comment to let us know if she needs her own Instagram account.

Her full name is Louisa Ferncliff, aka Fern, aka Fern Gully, aka Fernie Sanders, aka Fernie Poo, aka Ferngaliscious Defanitions,

“Does nobody go fishing anymore?”

“Does anybody go fishing anymore?” Sounds like a boomer Facebook post that gets 50 million likes

I burst into tears every time I listen to Mahler 2