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Donkey Kong 64 Scientist, DK64 Randomizer Dev, F1 & Monster Hunter nerd, Court's source of puns

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Yea. Color rando for kongs changes the color of their associated textures. This modifies the texture calls to use different textures instead. In this case, we switch certain texture calls out for the disco chunky textures

11.08.2025 19:29 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Thanks @ditzyflama.com for the great remixes inspiring this

11.08.2025 17:16 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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A now legitimate feature of DK64R 5.0 (Outside the music)

11.08.2025 17:15 — šŸ‘ 21    šŸ” 8    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

Also took me 15+ years to realize that Gill is voiced by Willem Dafoe.

Not sure how it took me that long

10.08.2025 00:40 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Watching Finding Nemo after watching some House clips is an interesting experience that makes you realize that Gill is very much a mirror of Dr. House

10.08.2025 00:39 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

There's a Discord account hijacking campaign going on today, be extra vigilant about links being sent to you via DMs.

Let's also not shame anyone who had the misfortune of being hit. They're already dealing with a lot as it is and no one is immune to an attack like this.

05.08.2025 22:24 — šŸ‘ 75    šŸ” 42    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 1

I wish McLaren would stop verbally reminding Oscar of the team racing rules any time there is a hint of a battle between Oscar and Norris.

03.08.2025 14:41 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
23.07.2025 04:49 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

The first playthrough where you sit and take it in is a key part of making a game important to you. Let yourself have that moment.

23.07.2025 04:49 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

Seeing people already speedrunning Bananza is kinda sad. I get that it's a way of enjoying the game, but in doing so when its been out for less than 1 week you're depriving yourself of the first playthrough to get a WR that no-one will care about in about 2w when its already long obsolete.

23.07.2025 04:49 — šŸ‘ 8    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Turns out that an echo-ey room makes a mechanical keyboard sound like I'm Mr. Incredible about to find out that Gazerbeam was terminated

20.07.2025 17:23 — šŸ‘ 6    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

What would be your recommendation?

13.07.2025 00:10 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I just call 'em "posts"

13.07.2025 00:00 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Okay, coinflip landed on heads. Looks great.

Will I tell you what it is? Not right now. You'll just have to wait until 5.0 for that

12.07.2025 01:51 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I have an idea inspired by my latest earworm for DK64R.

It's either gonna be epic or fail horribly. Practically a coinflip

12.07.2025 01:26 — šŸ‘ 9    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
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The joke just writes itself

04.07.2025 02:36 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, BBC, this isn't a good thing. Locking the news behind a paywall is a VERY bad idea.

That price is ludicrous as well. You can literally buy a subscription to a password manager that comes bundled with a decent VPN for 10 people cheaper than the suggested price.

Barmy

03.07.2025 05:49 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
cockatoo loves elvis
YouTube video by Mark Muldoon cockatoo loves elvis

Unrelated parrot video: youtu.be/CEQuDyuQFKE?...

30.06.2025 12:11 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Late to the party, but

30.06.2025 12:10 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Good question. I tried some memes with the practice ROM free cam and couldn't get anything beneficial. Wouldn't be terribly surprised though if there were a way

22.06.2025 18:50 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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The invisible film in Japes is because their position in the world places them in a different chunk (the shellhive area). Therefore, for performance reasons, the game disables rendering them.

If you move them 25 units in the negative X direction, they no longer make this misconception:

22.06.2025 16:40 — šŸ‘ 10    šŸ” 2    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Slight correction: There is a copy of a loading zone to T&S behind the portal near Cranky in Aztec. If you enter that copy with a boulder, that produces Shrunky Kong. No other T&S portal has this phenomenon so you cant get Shrunky there with the method stated

21.06.2025 14:21 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
Before the Lando/Oscar crash: "Please no-one crash i stg"

Before the Lando/Oscar crash: "Please no-one crash i stg"

Whoops, I jinxed it.

15.06.2025 19:43 — šŸ‘ 6    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
DK64 Randomizer

dk64randomizer.com is why.

27.05.2025 00:24 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
How I fixed Donkey Kong 64's most broken game
YouTube video by Ballaam How I fixed Donkey Kong 64's most broken game

Already did :) youtu.be/Lg6B6AXT3jA?...

27.05.2025 00:23 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Actually given it proper collision that's part of the door object

26.05.2025 15:20 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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After 25 years, the door to Factory Lobby finally has collision

26.05.2025 06:36 — šŸ‘ 18    šŸ” 3    šŸ’¬ 3    šŸ“Œ 0

Oh like using the speed to clip through walls? If the generation of this speed becomes a little less contextually niche, then maybe one or two

20.05.2025 21:48 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
Zoom Jumping
YouTube video by LookAtTheWindow Zoom Jumping

Context: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuIt...

19.05.2025 23:01 — šŸ‘ 8    šŸ” 3    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 1
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DK64 Speedrunning in 2025

19.05.2025 23:00 — šŸ‘ 8    šŸ” 2    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

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