Ben Applegate

Is this Mike Diva?

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY: WHERE ARE YOU GOING SLUGGO? SLUGGO: TO OUR OL' SCHOOLHOUSE-COME ON ALONG P2-NANCY: JUST BECAUSE IT'S VACATION WE SHOULDN’T FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL P3-NANCY: WHAT’S IN THAT BOX? P4- AS HE IS EMPTYING THE CONTENTS OF THE BOX, IN AN OPEN WINDOW AT THE SCHOOL, SLUGGO REPLIED TO NANCY: TERMITES

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 3,1949

anytime you make a post about how people should stop using Spotify because it fucking sucks, someone pops in from from the Discover feed about how there's no alternative and ignores that you can just buy music or use another streaming service that isn't doing this shit. Anyway, stop using Spotify

His only knowledge of Japan comes from watching Empire of the Sun on HBO in 1989

Hahahahahaha

Actually think this is a good idea, b/c SCOTUS wouldn't let them enforce this ban on the president anyway and at least it gets *something* passed, but it's hilarious that their special baby is so flagrantly and thoroughly venal that they have to have this conversation out in the open

Clark Kent looking at a newspaper and saying GOOD! I’M NOT MENTIONED!

Logging on

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WHERE TO GIVE MONEY

So tacky of you to decline to be robbed
It's just not cricket, Alex
Gauche really

Really cool read

What a lovely place you live in. Glad you're home.

I guess "invariably" got redefined to "demonstrably never" when I wasn't looking?

waiting for Punkpunk

The obvious absurdity of including historians and authors on this list should give you doubt re: the tech dipshits' other picks

Almost used the term "crushable" in a sell sheet for a BL series. If manga came in cans…

Lol "shared policy vision," what an absurd phrase to use in connection with Trump

Embezzling the concentration camp construction fund is good actually

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NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Ill-fitting shapewear of some kind?

I guess you did everything you could to support Adeel Mangi, eh?

The "pull a calendar away to reveal 1984" comic, but photoshopped to have the woman in the background say "The government has announced a ban on katanas", and the man pulling the calendar page away to reveal the year as "Meiji 9"

The most interesting part was the commercials.

Ok later they introduce a rat sidekick who does tell some jokes and I take it back, no jokes was fine

"With these ears I hear everything that goes on in this town—everything!"

Eeesh

Later he introduces a guy as the "only digital comedian" because he has a synthesizer which...come on. No joke there? Not gonna call him the only *other* digital comedian? This is so low effort it's depressing. Could've at least hired Bruce Vilanch to write lame cyberspace jokes

This bit with Jeff Dunham is inexplicable because Walter accuses virtual Ed of not being human, to which Ed retorts that "I can do anything you can do" and then when told to prove it just...stands there? Which might be the joke but the cg model undulates so oddly that it captures all your attention

Oh man, must have been even weirder to see this live

Virtual Ed Sullivan and Jeff Dunham

I wish I could report that this was bad enough to be worth watching but even with COVID and a broken air conditioner weakening my defenses it's very weak tea. They do have the vtuber Ed interact with the guests in a creepy and off putting way