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They should pay someone to do that, crazy with staffs that big someone isn’t just spending all Saturday figuring out who’s great. I’ll do it!

I’m so glad Skattebo went to a team I like

I thought that man’s name was Kirby Torkelson

Are They?

Oh man I didn’t know anyone was still following this dude

When the world is dogshit, a solid marriage helps a LOT

This Sparty player’s name is Broscious

Lots of things in the world are bad but I’m thankful for college football, with all its rich traditions and silliness

Uh oh

France v Iceland has been really good! I love international soccer.

I think it would be easier to just be a white man that isn’t the worst 🤷🏻‍♀️

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social one time my cousin Matt started wearing a topknot very similar to Steve’s and my grandmother, upon seeing it, with all the politeness she could muster, said “oh… do you like it?”

Bill could be doing literally anything else

I came here in search of answers! Looks like it’s finally starting.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made

Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Okay, I’ve come around, the last season of Parks is actually pretty good

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

I love the Iranian Browns fan so much

I JUST watched this episode!

I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!

I was upset at @drewmagary.bsky.social this week for besmirching Tulsa, it’s a great city

Watching Angels in the Outfield at the bar

Ron: “I have the Dorothy Everytime Smurf Girl Trophy for Excellence in Female Stuff.”

I’m repulsed by the genocide in Gaza, and even more repulsed by the people who pretend to justify it under the banner of defeating anti-semitism. This will not stop anti-semitism. In fact it will only exacerbate it, and at great speed. All while millions of Gazans starve and die for no good reason.

Every single person in the bar agreed this was wrong, regardless of race, class, rooting interest, age. Never seen more people agree on something in my life.

Pivoting to “no Epstein list 🤷🏻‍♀️” is CRAAAAAZY how did they ever think that would work