Mike Puterbaugh

Dr. Octagon is the go-to project for many but I think KutMasta Kurt’s sparse production pairs better with Keith’s lyrics than Dan the Automator’s crate-digging

LFO stole their “stole your honey like I stole your bike” line like they stole their bikes

Face of a bad guy from a low-budget 1988 PBS Sherlock Holmes miniseries

An intellectual rigor on par with Rod Smart’s XFL jersey

At least if you test with pseudorandom input data there isn’t an assumption that it’s representative of real audiences.

What about all the people who will do gender transition just to get a free book

Yeah but the numbers aren’t as symmetrical that way

RIP Eternal September, 9/1995-9/2025

They basically solved English grammar by brute force, which was enough to trick fools into attributing sapience to an algebraic expression

Bro you literally got knocked out in the first round. Stay down

It’s not secession if the Constitution has already been dissolved

More like a Predacon government

Cuomo's complaint is not simply that Mamdani is rich, but that becoming rich did not motivate him to abandon his relationships to the middle and lower classes.

This dumb ho thinks $200k/year in New York City makes Mamdani's household "very rich"?

And once they get his makeup off they should do something about the house! Folks,

Wait, are these episodes of I Love Films?

Every US Dollar they spend on ads that say “Nuh uh” is a dollar not spent on doing something worse

Mounting a Brodie knob on the Resolute Desk

They should invent a kind of toaster oven that doesn’t have melted cheese burning on the heating element

Vindication for the awkward kids sitting in the dorm lounge Saturday night going “They’re just buying friends.”

There are valid concerns about American junk food consumption, but all MAHA wants to change is replace the brominated vegetable oil in Mountain Dew with brominated beef tallow.

He looks the the arithmetic mean of the 3 ugliest New Kids On The Block

“Same Ol’ Midsuxa” indeed

Adjusted for population growth, there were likely 120 more Mozarts in Mozart's own time, but they didn't have a famous musician father selling the royal courts of Austria on their brilliance.

Pasteurization is an "industrial method". What is this horse shit

No, it doesn’t risk that

Humanoid robots can barely walk, who the fuck told them that their labor costs $5/hour

Do you WANT to, or do you NEED to?

the “dolphin” is his erect penis

Also that there’s no national last day of school