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@jackfarmer.bsky.social

former full time hater software “professional” - - jack-farmer.com

49 Followers  |  75 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 01.01.2024  |  1.5451

Latest posts by jackfarmer.bsky.social on Bluesky

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots!

deathgenerator.com#mw

20.01.2025 12:58 — 👍 3325    🔁 477    💬 61    📌 16
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

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Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

12.12.2024 22:56 — 👍 147736    🔁 9195    💬 2942    📌 530
Funny comic strip. A person hears a vibration, but checks their phone and sees no notifications. A bumblebee appears, “what a dumb#ss”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Funny comic strip. A person hears a vibration, but checks their phone and sees no notifications. A bumblebee appears, “what a dumb#ss”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

11.12.2024 12:23 — 👍 9139    🔁 801    💬 55    📌 35
among us guy

among us guy

the NYPD has released a new image of the suspect

10.12.2024 15:04 — 👍 198    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 3
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Me at target: can we buy these dishes and dolls

mom: we have dishes and dolls at home

10.12.2024 23:06 — 👍 63    🔁 7    💬 9    📌 5

the left lane is for breaking laws not for doing 10 under
#traffic #docrime #iamspeed

11.12.2024 13:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

peacock coverage of the thanksgiving parade is so frustrating, like show me more floats instead of the same lame-ass beat with your stupid logo.

anyways happy thanksgiving bitches.

28.11.2024 14:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes you need to go full #bitchmode

18.11.2024 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hi bluesky i think now is a great time to get into this app more. #fuckelon

07.11.2024 13:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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