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Alex "Fozzles" Turvey

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I start projects and never finish them. Interested in renewable energy and all manner of nerdy things. Aspiring author, my urban fantasy WIP has been described as "too cynical for YA" by another member of my writing group. he/him

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The paedo prince.

19.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of when I took my son to Anime Con and as we were leaving there was a guy with a megaphone outside shouting "When you die, God won't ask you what your favourite anime is."

Also I'd say about half of aLttP is etched in my brain to this day, and I'm almost 44.

19.02.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got the flowers anyway. Trying a grape ice cream tomorrow.

14.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ebook refund request, reason of the day: The ebook contained unexpected necrophilia.

11.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a hamster is walking on a brick sidewalk with the words keep going behind it Alt: a hedgehog is walking on a brick sidewalk with the words "keep going" behind it.

Just reached 75,000 words on my first draft. 2026 is the year I finish.

08.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A "Yahoo Life UK" article headline that says "Turn baked beans into a balanced meal with 2 simple additions." It shows a top down image of a tin of baked beans with the lid open.

A "Yahoo Life UK" article headline that says "Turn baked beans into a balanced meal with 2 simple additions." It shows a top down image of a tin of baked beans with the lid open.

What a pointless article. The answer is obviously toast and cheese.

05.02.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greed Island deck. Mashup of Hunter x Hunter and corporate USA.

02.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single day... Also when you are trying to talk them through the steps to fix whatever and they jump ahead and do the wrong thing, and then you have to talk them back to that point so they can do what you actually wanted. And then a minute later they do it again!

28.01.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't watch it on my own, but watching it with my 11 year old is a lot of fun.

26.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely agree. And the same for how you eat it once it's done. My in-laws are very traditional and I can feel their disapproval every time I put peanut butter on my waffles. Or the one time I mentioned a Coke float.

15.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is covering his eyes with his hands while laying on a bed . Alt: a man is covering his eyes with his hands while laying on a bed.

I did it! 70,000 words before the end of the year. I'm set up nicely to finish my 1st draft next year.

31.12.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1,000 tossers.

13.12.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Housing should be free.

14.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they are, but this it the UK. So we're clowns too.

11.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or he just got a bit blasΓ© around the deep fat fryer. Oil burns are no joke.

10.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having said that. The way things are going I'd be inclined to believe potatogoodness over the BBC...

10.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teenager 'blind' from living off crisps and chips Years of restrictive eating left the Bristol 17-year-old's vision irreparably damaged by malnutrition.

I saw a thing on the BBC or Guardian about a kid that only ate chips and was completely healthy. Then about a year or two later there was a follow up article saying the kid had gone blind. I used that story for a few years to try to get my kids to eat more of a variety.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-...

10.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finishing Nona at the moment. It's been a few years since I read the others and I'm so confused (but still enjoying it).
Gideon was the book that prompted me to seriously try writing a novel. 60,000 words in atm.

09.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We always buy too much. But somehow always manage to choke down whatever's left.

07.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Round our way the kids only go to the houses with lit pumpkins outside, or halloween decorations in the window. Works pretty well as people without don't get bothered. Our area is quiet though. We never get more than a handful of trick or treaters.

07.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit. This is me.

28.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better vote Green then eh? That's the only other option other than Reform now.

28.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's weak my guy. We have a giant tart tin in our house called the graveyard dish. My partner found it in the local cemetery and brought it home. Obviously we washed it before using it, but not more than twice.

28.09.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Petition: Ban all forms of conversion therapy Since 2018, successive UK governments have promised a ban on conversion therapy and have yet to pass legislation against the practice, which many experts have said amounts to "torture". We believe the...

Petition: Ban all forms of conversion therapy
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

27.09.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

What I want to see: F-Zero, Golden Sun, Pilot Wings, Zelda, New IP.
What we will see: PokΓ©mon Z-A, Splatoon Raiders, Hyrule Warriors.

11.09.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For context: One egg is more than enough for a very large cake (if you're doing run out). That's a LOT of icing.

05.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

30.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These look great. Please do you have a recipe/measurements?

30.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out I don't have a face. I've tried over 10 times and it keeps failing.

24.07.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Crappy age verification the UK has forced on us. It says "Sorry, something went wrong" then "Try again".
I tried over 10 times with the same result.

Crappy age verification the UK has forced on us. It says "Sorry, something went wrong" then "Try again". I tried over 10 times with the same result.

Tried the face scan for UK bsky age verification. Failed over 10 times. Gave up.

24.07.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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