Dan_hazza

Thanks mate.

He joined us all to sit next to his uncle and he enjoyed the match so much that at one point he was shouting Toon Toon. He was completely non-verbal for the longest time so brings a tear to my eye just writing about it.

Memories made that will last a lifetime. Yesterday, the result was irrelevant.

Took my boys to their first ever game yesterday. Seems only fitting it was a loss against a European team as mine was a 4-1 loss against Inter Milan.

Didn't think my eldest (Autistic) would cope and it didn't look good to start with - too noisy and too busy. But

I can't help but feel that Howe isn't atleast partially to blame for it all. That's two DoF that didn't want to work with him and his nephew is a scout.

I do think he will leave around Xmas time but it will likely be partly his doing.

Does anyone going to the Sela Cup know if I have to sit through the lasses game? That sounds brutal but I am bringing my boys and one is autistic and I don't think he would manage two games. Hoping we can just enter for the men's so my littlest doesn't miss out.

Miles Lewis-Skelly isn't a good player. He is not a left back and he's a liability for England.

If Hall was fit, he starts. Let's be under no illusion there.

Tuchel out. Bring in Eddie Howe.

How do I stop my wife attacking the butter like she's some kind of feral animal?

Tempted to become that tedious wanker who makes a

... Days since Newcastle signed a first team player poster.

It's depressing knowing that we won't even be working on anyone as we have no fucking staff 🤣

Yet again. It's our new norm

Loads of new followers who will quickly learn how truly boring I am.

Stick around for some seriously boring content and general grumpy commentary during Newcastle games 🤣

I didn't realise that she was trans tbf

Do not give Callum Wilson a contract. Please do not.

Absolute bottle job this.

I don't think we want CL football. If we do, can someone please tell the players?

Please get Murphy and Schar off (booked) and go to a back four with Trippier and another midfielder on.

Let's give Longstaff his last game at St James (wishful thinking).

Barnes just skilled himself.

Murphy has been fucking honking.

We will lose this.

Having seen the lineup didn't expect anything from this game. That said, after the first half it's a shame if we don't get a point.

Gordon has been so bad today.

This is the worst half of football Howe has managed or rather mismanaged. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

It's hot as fuck and our players are on their last legs - freshen it up for fucks sake.

Get Osula on instead of Isak please, he's stopped running and we need legs.

Barnes is having a fucking honking game and yet we take off Gordon?

This is so so so bad - what the fuck is going on? Howay Eddie this isn't it.

Always fucking hated Liverpool and dropping 6 players to lose to these having not turned up just reinforces it.

Pathetic.

Bruno was bad but he wasn't Willock bad - Christ alive.

Not a single one of those players look like they give a single shit about Champions League football.

Just utterly pathetic at the basics all game.

Tino just passed the ball out ...

We don't deserve a point let alone 3.

He's not the answer to Joelinton's injury. He's absolutely finished as a player - dog shit. Shocking that we persevere with him.

Joe Willock runs like somebody that has just learnt how to.

When we need to turn up for every single game to try and get CL this is disgraceful.

Need Eddie to get pneumonia again as it's been dreadful since his return.