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Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.

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Can't believe how shit we have been all season and yet we are only 6 points off the champions.

08.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't even think of a half that I truly enjoyed let alone a full game.

07.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just so it's clear, we all collectively hated when transfer windows came and went without business under Ashley. We didn't stand for it. When managers were not producing, we questioned them and wanted them replaced.

Fans are well within their right to question why nothing has rly changed.

07.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking please sack him. Please please please please.

07.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sack them all 😭

07.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Refs on the books 🀷🏻

07.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe I am saying this a year on from the greatest time as a Newcastle fan, but there is very very little to like about this Eddie Howe team right now. All totally out of ideas and it's so hard to get up/excited for this constant less than mediocrity.

07.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Well that was a pen.

07.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe that athletes are injecting their dicks with acid. When I heard this earlier I thought I must have misheard. That can't possibly be true.

Wtf 🀣

05.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably but it won't be for us 🀣

04.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The comparison between us and Howe's final Bournemouth season is mad.

Elanga is the new Jordan Ibe.

04.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ I wouldn't bother mate. I pay for this shit and I wish I had an excuse not to watch 🀣

04.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Howe is still there for the start of the summer, that should be enough to answer the question around whether the owners are truly committed or not.

04.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That decision not to strengthen looking like a good one 🀣

Genuinely feel like they didn't want to back Howe because of how poor the summer was.

Wouldn't be surprised if we got a new manager and plans for stadium etc all released in the summer.

04.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't expect us to be this shit and this quickly 🀣

04.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the first time in a long long time I find myself questioning why I am even watching this game of football. We all know how this ends up yet we are all glued to the pain.

It's sadistic really 🀣

04.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We were never going to beat Liverpool. We just weren't.

That said, it's frankly fucking pathetic that the people in charge of our club can't find a single fucking player to strengthen this team during the January window.

31.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely feel like we are heading towards a relegation battle.

31.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elanga has played well. As has Hall. Possibly all you can take from this.

31.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooo 5 at the back looked effective against PSG I wonder if we will consider doing it again?

Nah mate, will play with zero strikers and 3 on the bench.

FML

31.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going to win the Champions League aren't we?

30.01.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true 😭

29.01.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking at that lineup and you have to ask yourself what is the god damn fucking point?

We aren't winning this game with that line up. What's the fucking point in the whole campaign if we just throw it away with that total level of bullshit.

It's borderline disrespectful to the fans over there.

28.01.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are playing so badly at the moment that if course I'm feeling pessimistic but I don't see us getting anymore than 10 points for the rest of the season.

Going to be a total wash out.

25.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need Howe to go ideally soon but if not in the summer.

He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.

I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?

25.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the love of god please can we finally fucking sack him.

25.01.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we don't sign a single player to strengthen this team in January, you may as well fold the club because they aren't serious about progress or even going for it.

25.01.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems unfair to criticise Gordon when 3/4s of the team have been shit but my god at times he's fucking useless.

25.01.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's totally embarrassing that VAR even told him to go and look?

Like wtf?

21.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not from Gordon there wasn't 🀣

18.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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