Santino d'Filipino

me, revealing to camera my next selection in the Criterion Closet: "so, here we have 2001's Josie and the Pussycats, starring Rach..."

*CC producer, trembling as they put their hand on their headphones*

Mr. Criterion, visibly raging: "check the vaults!"

it is with the utmost regret that i inform you all that Italy is real and not just a made up place for the 2021 animated film “Luca” by Disney and Pixar.

YouTube thumbnail from the channel “JOE” with the title, “Teaching Old People Gen Z Slang. The photo of the thumbnail is of an older gentleman with a quizzical look and the large black text, “GOONING?,” next to him.

we live in A society

"28 Weeks Later" posited such an important question and answered it masterfully...what would contemporary society look like if we were never exposed to Jedward? bravo!

Shared a video of Stavros Halkias endorsing Zohran Mamdani with my friend whose a TX-native if we're witnessing the Big Apple's equivalent to Beto O'Rourke. He replies that Zohran is more left-leaning than Beto, but I reply that I was referring to Stavros. 🤞🏽Hope my sarcasm is easily detectable.

asking my TX-native friend about NYC politics

it's been more than a decade with 5 films, 1 video game and 1 tv series later, yet the John Wick cinematic universe has yet to chronologically get past the first half of the second Obama administration

**me, as petty Thanos snapping my finger while wearing the infinity gauntlet**

**humanity heals as they never have to read “s͟h͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟” in written or typed text ever again**

Timofey Šamalov from Hamilton Heights

it has come to my conclusion that the “prequel trilogy” is what “Megalopolis” would’ve looked and felt like if Francis Ford Coppola has his way two decades ago

Benson Boone is what it would be like if MIKA was straight

imagine if they elected a Canadian pope but they weren't remotely Quebecoi

Ronald McDonald was originally called “Ronaldo Magdollinni” but his father had to change it at the last minute on Ellis Island

an American pope? uhm, what's next an unprofessional wrestler? lol

there's something so sinister & beautiful about the future. generally speaking. like, what tf do you mean there's more of this?! what!?!

what if the winner becomes the next pope? and that includes the gorilla.

a Filipino Pope? you know what that's gonna do to the mental health of Millennial and younger Filipinos when boomers get that kind of buff!?

a photo of Pope Francis next to one of Jiggly Caliente, with the text above that reads "They couldn't live in a world without each other. Their bond was that of the soul. And where one went the other followed, eternal satellites of the heart."

#RIPQueen

i don't care if my Pinoy card gets revoked because my hot take is:
Indonesia and Malaysia have the best chicken dishes in the region! imho, their lowest-tier stuff can hold more than a candle to the most mid-tier Filipino chicken dishes

i hope the next pope is really into videoless podcasts by celebrities

imagining Rizzle Kicks getting introduced by Paul Hollywood only to get cut off mid-intro by a solemn announcement from Buckingham Palace then returning to a very gobsmacked cast and audience.

blu-ray copy of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" (2005)

literally bought this used copy today and finally got to see the "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" gag reel. man, Val Kilmer truly was a charismatic SOB. RIP.

is Pink Sauce still a thing or did we just collectively imagine that whole thing?

any religion that punishes sluts is not for me, no sir-ee

everyday, a new Conner O’Malley character comes to life

Nosferatu vs Nosferavous

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Tesla fanboys love to claim they’re “Alphas,” but they're all just willing Beta testers

incredibly ridiculous Xitter interaction where a chud tries to propagate a hoax that someone died of liver failure due to eating an “excess of vitamin A,” while also revealing he puts Olive Oil in his coffee

we’re so fckked chat

imagining Mexico celebrating Cinco de Mayo harder than America if Emilia Pérez doesn’t win more than one Oscar category

texting my therapist things like, "feeling sexy rn rawr," to show them my progress