Sometimes when Oliver platt is onscreen I pretend it’s @pftompkins.bsky.social for fun. It’s kinda like seeing a tribute band.

Bridget Jones is back ! She’s up to all her old tricks— falling down all over the place in front of her crush. Lol Bridget, lord help ya.

We all wanna see REM live so badly that we’ll pay $40 to see Micheal Shannon and the guy from superchunk cover Automatic for the People.

Kicked by horse with both feet and head caved in.

People in other cities post like::

Room in my house available in Ostrich Park, 6 blocks from the Banana Line, or 4 blocks from the funicular which goes to Soup Hill in 5 minutes - super convenient

When the most irresponsible person you know, who has moved 4 times in 3 years, announces they’re getting a dog (a breed that requires 3x the work of a normal dog 😞)

I love going to a “shoes off” house that’s also a filthy fuckin mess.

I think it’s a little reductive to suggest Harris didn’t convince voters because of their prejudice when she also spoke out of both sides of her mouth, unable to acknowledge that she was beholden to a donor class as well. These semantic acrobatics read as tricky political double speak

Can you imagine all of this happening and also believing it was caused by a weather machine.

Kendrick did a song about his rival in mudd flare jeans and yr acting like he’s not also a degrassi drama queen.

You know what’s insane. Bob Dylan and Joe Pesci are the same age.

What if Tony didn’t get whacked OR arrested by the feds but instead… as soon as meadow sat down he ordered a burger and had what many have experienced as a moment of clarity in taking the first bite, realizing the cruel source of his meal & then he became the first Don of a plant based crime family

Stand up/yoga show:

Hello, Is this thing Om?

I might have produced something like this years ago but now I know that it’s just a passing private joke and I don’t need to will it into existence for the sake of a pun.

Do you think anybody is gonna go with what he programs lmao. How many kid rock and Nelly concerts do people have in them

Dang I’m not sure if Wayne’s World translates at ALL for anybody under 30.

Some of the gags will be evergreen funny, but the tone and plot is very specifically early 90s and would require a lot of context. Explaining cable access, those type of metal guys, the references.

Ive seen these guys who dangle from tall buildings for thrills. I wonder if they’ve ever gotten stoned and taken a shower … it’s also very thrilling !

Not now.

I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer. But it ends there. this is a seasonal business.

I liked that movie Behind The Candle-a-bruh.

I smile at people on the street, not to be neighborly, but because I have a secret.

A good dog thing is when they’re excited to see you but continue to lay on their side and look at you and wag/thwack their tail against the couch without getting up.

I love that the biggest lesson we learned from legal weed is that we have been overdoing it for our whole lives because we had no concept of dosage. Imagine drinking “some alcohol” by the glass and hoping for the best outcome.

Will watch an hour of these.

Reminds me of:

SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

I started saying this today and it’s kinda stuck in my head :

A cash infusion for a fashion cushion.

The entire blunt burns down in DLRs hand while he rants at Prince about Brian Wilson, and sting can’t get a word in tho he tries, Prince all the while sitting cross legged and tossing a clementine in one hand. Brautigan emerges from the bathroom asking “where’d the grass go david “

You’ve been valuable & great in the past! I hope you turn from bad faith doom reporting & get honest about the Democratic Party and their failure to rep the left. Your function doesn’t need to be just antithetical to Fox, but rather a new third thing - the donor class doesn’t control you too right?

That is patently not true. Mainstream press loved depicting the all American athlete Kerrigan being assaulted by white trash tonya.

It was entirely the opposite that happened. Not until 20 years later was there any revision about Kerrigan and Harding at all, and it was to rectify the wrongful villainizing of Tonya Harding