Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment
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Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment
This Week's Onion Magazine:
18.09.2025 21:00 β π 12674 π 2163 π¬ 137 π 69Do not mock Supreme Leader Trump.
Supreme Leader Trump sensitive snowflake.
Supreme Leader Trump must be worshipped, revered and shown proper respect.
We will come after you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
- Regime of the Golden Age & Delicate Flowers
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesnβt like.
18.09.2025 14:10 β π 62185 π 19819 π¬ 2031 π 926Seriously?? π€£
21.07.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"My photographer got hit twice by less than lethal rounds and he's got blood on one of his arms and we just took off running with the entire crowd. It was absolutely chaotic."
11.07.2025 03:06 β π 13523 π 5081 π¬ 639 π 445A man who helped save a 9-year-old during a shark attack in Florida last month is now facing deportation after being taken into custody for driving without a license.
02.07.2025 02:01 β π 2269 π 1056 π¬ 122 π 109Dr. Coni: One patient had been receiving treatment with eye drops, but then I didnβt see her for months.. I wondered what had happened to her.
When she finally returned, she told me she had lost her Medicaid coverage and couldnβt afford her drops. As a result, she had gone blind in one eye.
Trump looks like an utter jackass. Marching soldiers like toys when a real war is going on. Attacking peaceful, productive Americans and dehumanizing them. Now an evil political assassination. He cannot and will not perform his job. Those who voted for him should forever hang their heads in shame.
14.06.2025 15:13 β π 1447 π 340 π¬ 47 π 14An advance look at βOn Parade,β David Plunkertβs cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers
13.06.2025 14:34 β π 25407 π 6342 π¬ 869 π 414A screencap from a video posted by Peter Hamby. It shows that a cop taking the cuffs on Senator Padilla, with Lewandowski, wearing a black jacket with what might be a Homeland Security logo, watching.
Guess who was right in the thick of the assault on @padilla.senate.gov?
Corey Lewandowski. (He may have been the guy instructing that there's no recording at a press conference and seems to have realized how badly they fucked up.)
Today they have crossed a deep red line.
We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. Sheβs lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.
12.06.2025 20:56 β π 57099 π 17024 π¬ 2655 π 1038If thatβs what they do to a United States Senator with a question, imagine what they can do to any American that dares to speak up. We will hold this administration accountable.
12.06.2025 21:15 β π 12710 π 4190 π¬ 537 π 195I'm on my way to the Senate floor to talk about the assault on my colleague, Senator Alex Padilla.
This is a horrifying moment in our nationβs history.
π¨BREAKING: Sen. Alex Padilla was just arrested fighting for immigrant rights.
When I asked what made him tick, he said: βIβm the son of a housekeeper and a short-order cook.β Thatβs not a mugshot moment. Thatβs a legacy. Thatβs courage.
Please share his story. π
Seems noteworthy to me that they're admitting that they're sending in the military because of the state government's ideology!!!
12.06.2025 18:18 β π 4412 π 1292 π¬ 152 π 45Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)
12.06.2025 18:09 β π 12925 π 5907 π¬ 1584 π 2087Senator Alex Padilla is one of the most decent people I know.
This is outrageous, dictatorial, and shameful.
Trump and his shock troops are out of control.
This must end now.
Here's another angle from Fox News reporter Bill Melugin of Sen. Alex Padilla getting roughed up by law enforcement after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser:
βIβm Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!β
Not all resistance wears a bullhorn.
Some write letters.
Some carry water.
Some raise their voices.
Some raise the spirits.
Some paint banners, others hold them.
Every role matters.
This is a chorus, not a solo.
Show up how you can.
We need you all.
#Resist
βTrump is using military forces to stop a protest β I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.β
Doechii at the #BETAwards
LAPD when they think no oneβs looking
09.06.2025 03:53 β π 9317 π 5097 π¬ 761 π 747Hereβs the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, Iβm going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country.
Otherwise, itβs just racism.
And if you haven't read this shattering ProPublica piece about the effects of Covid on pregnancies, you should take a deep breath and do so:
27.05.2025 15:25 β π 920 π 439 π¬ 20 π 36Is Jake Tapper working on another book
15.05.2025 17:12 β π 1265 π 155 π¬ 59 π 9I donβt want to read about a former Presidentβs mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.
I want to read a report about the current Presidentβs mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
Breaking: Newark, New Jersey Mayor Ras Baraka (D) has just been arrested by the Trump administration after he was protesting outside of an ICE facility.
09.05.2025 19:24 β π 4496 π 1589 π¬ 446 π 260Which Trump officials will be on Fox today blaming Biden for stuff when they should be doing actual work for the American people at their agencies?
At this point, taxpayers are just paying the salaries for a bunch of daily Fox contributors.
Nothing to see here. Just @emilyjaynef.bsky.social being forcibly removed from NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall tonight for having the temerity to act like a citizen of the United States. Hero.
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