tucker :/

born to be a femboy forced to be transgender

I also hope their toes fall off

menthol + peppermint mocha elite combo

no i. like to chew on it

#deltarune I can't wait until Dess is introduced in the canon and compare how wildly different the fanon version of her will be

yknow

like where did it all come from

why is there so much dust everywhere dust is so weird

WE ARE FUCKED.

does anyone else feel like most interfaces on your phone have become nearly unusable? auto-correct and other predictive text functions are now an active hindrance. I can’t just type in a search term without the search bar *guessing at* what I meant to search for and replacing what I actually typed

booty shorts that say "free admission"

whoever is praying for my downfall it's working please stop

sorry for crashing out it will happen again

this scared me for a second I thought hank green had made a cryptocurrency

weirdly woke serial killer kills his soulmate murderer wife

I almost asked chat gpt if it's mad at me what's wrong with me

my life has never been the same since I discovered the joy of smoking a joint by myself

I'd like to issue a formal apology to the catholic center next door to my apartment for accidentally dropping a cigarette off a wall I was sitting on into your property, that wasn't very holy of me

I unironically think I would make a really good therapist if I were more mentally stable I'd seriously consider it as a career

if anything "turned" me trans it would definitely be the crushing body dysmorphia that comes with doing ballet as a kid

maybe I should go back to therapy

"u have a drinking problem" umm no it's called connecting with my russian ancestors tf??

they should invent a gym shower where I don't have to get naked in front of a bunch of cis men

real men chase with the penjamin

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

WE ARE FUCKED.

they should put a mirror in our elevator so I don't get bored on the way up

one time my dad got mad at me for letting one of my feeder crickets escape into the bathroom and I had to be the one to tell him that it was a piece of lint

god I can't wait to go fucking insane this summer

the concept of being a model is so weird to me like you just get paid to be pretty??