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Still a little clumsy from being born. He/him BLM bird friend

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Yea you can't get homeowner's insurance in a lot of coastal cities now. It's just not a thing because the likelihood of it being destroyed by hurricanes etc is high enough that insurance companies can't afford to insure.

19.06.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

22.01.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11595    πŸ” 1623    πŸ’¬ 293    πŸ“Œ 81
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My new essay comic, Antisemitism in a Time of Genocide, is now up at Le Monde Diplomatique in France.
I’ll thread the 8 panels in English here, and link to the French at the end.

22.01.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6434    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 40

Lol I just saw it only shows up as blocked for everyone. Guess I'll unblock this fucking goob

19.01.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks and if you have this take please block me immediately.

Tiktok provided a community for a LOT of marginalized communities and celebrating its ban is a piece of shit move.

19.01.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Practically BEGGING my haters and trolls to take a mental health day. It's not good to be this obsessed with someone!

19.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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grave rave

11.12.2024 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real "let that sink in" level gesture.

08.12.2024 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a zero sugar Mtn Lightning and zero sugar Twist Up the other night and I fully expect to develop powers from drinking them.

22.11.2024 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey just a little hint here - replying to criticism of Democrats with "BUT BAD MAN IS BAD" is a clearly self defeating tactic...as evidenced by the election results.

Criticism of Democrats needs to be met with defense of the thing being criticized, not "THE OTHER GUY IS WORSE"

22.11.2024 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Youth pastor voice)
You know who ELSE had riz...
(checks card)
...rizztastic GYATT?

25.01.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Trying to sound cool)
"I'm just out here tryna get them Maslows, you feel me fam?"

10.01.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello ADHD crew it’s time to get up and pee! You noticed you had to go two hours ago and you’ve been holding it!

30.12.2023 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very rude of you to subskeet me in this way TBH

30.12.2023 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gary Bussy

11.12.2023 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom):
UPDATE: Indigenous activists are now blocking the weapons shipment to Israel from leaving the Tacoma Port from the water.
The boat is still unable to leave the port.

Tweet from BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom): UPDATE: Indigenous activists are now blocking the weapons shipment to Israel from leaving the Tacoma Port from the water. The boat is still unable to leave the port.

Canoes against cargo ships full of bombs. $200 rockets against $3.5 million tanks. Red paint and demonstrators against a $10 billion company. These David and Goliath moments reveal the fragility of our enemiesβ€”paper tigers! We just need the courage to throw the monkey wrench into the war machine.

07.11.2023 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 348    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2023 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2023 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess you're a new user, if you don't hit the reply button you don't have to write anything. Hope this helps!

18.10.2023 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Car stitches are pretty sick tbh

15.10.2023 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bobby Hill from King of the hill as Dr. Manhattan from the watchmen saying "this is my purse. I do not know you."

Bobby Hill from King of the hill as Dr. Manhattan from the watchmen saying "this is my purse. I do not know you."

11.10.2023 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

She blue on my sky until I skeeted

11.10.2023 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Screencap of Joseph Fink reskeeting covid minimizer content

Screencap of Joseph Fink reskeeting covid minimizer content

So the night vale guy is a covid minimizer huh. Neato. Cool. Love finding out cool things about content creators.

11.10.2023 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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No one follows me here hehe, but promo-ing anyways. keeping with the sketch theme going on here. the initial, very early doodle that ended up being the basis for the cover. :' ) I like the thought of conversing through time and memory.....

anywho, yes! my new short comic is out at shortbox fair!!

02.10.2023 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Lots of adorable stuff on here

08.10.2023 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taps the sign for all the leftist podcasters

08.10.2023 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like the illustrators were D.A. Trampier and David C. Sutherland III, there style looked like Wayne Barlowe to me tho

07.10.2023 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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