Josh Weiss

Sneak preview of today's statue unveiling!

Watch out @wutrain.bsky.social, I hear that Tom Brady's statue is going to endorse Josh Kraft today!

This excuse works for anything. "Sorry, honey, I fell asleep and when I woke up I was in bed with your sister." "Sorry, God, I fell asleep and when I woke up I was killing my brother."

I've said it before, but I'll say it again. None of the people running this campaign should ever work in this town again.

We need an East Coast reboot of the Big Lebowski where they bowl candlepin.

At least they removed the giant Kraft-eating Trump behind him in this one.

Been trying to figure out why they can't find a photo of him not looking scared. There are plenty of photos of him not looking like this. But I think I have it. When he's not smiling, he just looks scared, and they just can't seem to get him to make any other face.

Typed text reading "9,000 jobs created in August, 2005" altered with a Sharpie to read "2,009,000 jobs created in August, 2005!"

If you think generative AI makes the people who use it stupid, wait'll you find how stupid it makes the people who make it!

Her Dispensary Was Set to Open. Then New York Got in the Way.

NY doesn’t allow dispensaries within 500 ft. of schools. They changed how they measure and now dispensaries they approved are illegal. Doubly dumb because the only difference between buying at a dispensary vs. a school is that dispensaries check IDs.

Agreed, but at least this version of the flier doesn’t have the photo of Kraft looking terrified that he’s about to be eaten by the giant Trump looming behind him.

Can we try the "standing up to Trump" thing again but this time without a photo of Josh looking terrified that Trum is going to eat him?

Web ad with the text "Disappear for 1 month and become a master of AI Tools" next to what looks like an AI generated image of a young woman with long blond hair.

Thought about it a bit, but decided I don't want to be disappeared for a month and then replaced with an AI avatar.

The fact that my timeline is now 100% Tom Lehrer tributes means that I have a well-curated timeline.

What ward is Walpole in?

Nobody running this campaign should ever work in this town again. If you care about Josh Kraft, the humane thing to do is vote for Domingos DaRosa and put him out of his misery.

Nothing says “Our guy will stand up to Trump” like a photo of your guy looking terrified that the giant Trump behind him is going to eat him alive. Which he would, at least figuratively.

Classic stomach notation error: not putting it upside down so you can play from it.

It was an excellent skeet even before you said "concert opsec."

A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

So who's funding you if you're so interested in the truth?

Cuomo to Fight On in Mayor’s Race After Bruising Primary Loss to Mamdani

Wow, supporters of Republican criminals will have an embarrassment of riches on the ballot this fall!

Still waiting for evidence that agents have quotas. Yes, the agency has goals, but what are they going to do if they don't make their agency-wide goals? Fire everyone? Still haven't seen any evidence that the original post was accurate and that agents will be fired if they don't make their quotas.

I'd love to think this Epstein shit's the beginning of the end of MAGA, but I'm sure they'll soon figure out that Trump is "playing the long game, not showing his cards too soon, luring the lib pedo's [sic] into a false sense of security something something Very Stable Genius something something..."

I very much care about the people, but I also care about the truth. And the truth is that there’s no evidence that ICE is setting quotas for agents. I don’t think that’s minutia, the results of setting that kind of quota would be catastrophic and we shouldn’t be saying it’s happening if it’s not.

Dude, I looked at the results you posted, not there. And I guess you don't have a deleted items folder? And this email was sent to "everyone" somehow and you're the only one posting it. Ok, thanks, got it.

Lol, nothing there about being fired if they don't make their bonuses, lazy asshole.

Post it then.

This is false. They're bad enough, we don't need to spread misinformation about them.

I'd like to point out that Ringo has been one of the last surviving Beatles since the day he joined the band.