sarah ravencroft

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

digital drawing of edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses. she is in her full post-timeskip emperor regalia and is in the lobby of her local branch of the department of motor vehicles. she’s sitting in a very uncomfortable-looking chair typing away on her phone (read: playing candy crush). the phone case is in flame emperor colors and has the crest of flames on the back which is pretty sweet. on the walls around her are some posters with PSAs. the first pictures a guy on a wyvern in the sky and says “from the highest heights…” then splits, where the bottom half reads “… to the lowest lows.” it shows that guy falling off his wyvern and also in jail somehow. the bottom reads “fly sober. or else.” the second poster features a dapper guy with a monocle, captioned “you look dashing.” the pane below it reads “but can you see?” and shows half of a child screaming, with the other half of the pane blacked out. the third panel says “Spectacles: See it all” and shows the dapper guy again wearing glasses, as well as a whole and hale child-like creature pseudo-smiling and saying something like “yippee” or whatever children say. above edelgard is a tv with numbers and names and desks on them. edelgard (#9) is pretty far down the list behind some familiar names like nailah and pallardó, though well ahead of gautier (#69)

happy birthday to edelgard von hresvelg. here she is at the dmv waiting in line to get her REAL ID

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

just fuck already

Starvation AURORA · What Happened To The Heart? · Song · 2024

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it’s edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses, some might say, if edelgard was a crudely drawn fat little baby. she’s frowning madly and has one hand held out, announcing “one fódlan pleas”

car drawing #1, hour 7

The wizard takes a nap.

five doodles of elephant shrews. they are tiny little guys that look like lemons with stick legs and long tails and goofy ears. they do terrible things with their long long tongues that make them look like yoshi with fur. some are spiky some are soft but all of them are round and ridiculous. one of these shrews has an attitude problem but all of them are stupid

elephant shrew is my favorite little guy. he’s kind of like lemon pig but real

it’s hubert von vestra from fire emblem three houses, i think. his devil-horned dark hair and glowering expression are the same but he’s in a very different outfit and is sitting on a bench outside a dilapidated sears, smoking a cigarette and looking like he recently won a hot topic sweepstakes. he’s wearing a much-too-tight black katy perry prismatic tour tee (that he’s cut into a v-neck himself), ripped skinny jeans, a chain wallet, a studded belt and bracer, a spiked collar, a ska-print wristwarmer, WAY too many sillybandz, and a single striped armwarmer. he painted his nails black and is rocking some nasty raccoon-eyed mascara. in a few years he will have some significant revelations about his gender identity but in the meantime he is stuck here waiting for his mom to drive up in the minivan to take him home from the mall.

hm. *sceneifies your hubert*

got that smoke that elects the pope

26.

The wizard checks the messages on his orb.

it’s baby bonny baloney (circa 2020)!!!! she’s a teeny tiny tan tabby kitten sitting on a shelf next to a surge protector and she is So baby that she’s about the same height as the can of leinenkugel’s summer shandy on the shelf above her. she has tiny white tipped paws and her black striped tail is curled up over her side. she has that glass-eyed idiot kitten look but don’t worry, she’s still that stupid

bonny again… but bigger. she’s kinda chonky now, sitting on a towel and doin the cat loaf thing. points of interest include her white cravat, orange/pink nose, white whiskers, orange cheeks, green eyes, and giant snout

happy bappy to bonald b. baloney (the b. stands for bonald b. baloney), aka bonny aka nald. she is five and she sucks dot com
bonnysucks.com

it was only a month ago 😭 girl.
i love that shez doesnt know byleths name either, great touch 💖💖💖

The wizard is walking to town. He sees a hawk and admires it.

embarrassing shezleth hookup

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

(Flyer) SCRAPING THE GRINDER "a baltimore cybergrind and electropunk festival" Featuring: Dickgirl, jade weapon, dicqbeats, mcmansion, phosphorrgirl and switchblade porter. Location: Lwnsphere 4518 Raspe Ave Date and time: May 10th, 2025 Doors at 7 and music at 8 $10

(Flyer) Sketchy Shed presents: Ploy machine, mcmansion, infra humanoide, cat sensei and scum. Location: Zo Gallery Studio 3510 Ash Street Baltimore, MD 21211 Time and date: 5/16/25 Doors at 7pm and Music at 7:30pm $10 / no one turned away for lack of funds

👾 May 2025 gigs 👾

Come cyber ur grind at:

5/10/25 @ lwnsphere w/ dickgirl, jade weapon, dicqbeats, phosphorrgirl and switchblade porter

5/16/25 @ zo gallery studio w/ ploy machine, infra humanoide, cat sensei and scum

better bring ur 3ds to take pics and videos with 😤😤

Unless their demands are met

new york times article a year from now, probably

a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

And1 more thing

A double portrait color photograph of the actress Cassandra Peterson leaning back in a butterfly chair with popcorn and a beer on her lap swearing a tank top that says hell on it and beside the red-headed Ms Peterson is a TV which is a picture of her alter ego the horror Hostess Elvira Mistress of the dark

Cassandra Peterson

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

This is high art

in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese

Jeffries Tube is a beautiful name for a girl