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Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

fuck modern day seinfeld, give me modern day golden girls. i want blanche to complain about performative men on tinder. i want sophie to ragebait people on twitter. i want dorothy to complain about having to learn about 6 7 from her students. rose get ipad.

This is Lil Cat.

She’s in Mendocino. A little shy. VERY sweet. 8 years old. And was well loved.

Can anyone give her a soft spot to land?

That face!

If not, can you share?

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tsubasa: "so i'll just take a quick look at election time and vote for the one who looks good to me."

gatchaman crowds insight, one of the few stories that fully commits and refuses to avert its gaze from the horror of the Median Voter

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

A drawing of three speed skaters (by me!) One is wearing red and white with black accents and the caption "Guy who is either Canadian or Swiss or Austrian or Japanese or Polish or Danish" One is wearing red white and blue and is labeled "Guy who is either American or Norwegian or French or Czech or Slovakian or Slovenian or British" One is wearing neon orange and labeled Guy who is UNDENIABLY DUTCH

God bless the Dutch for this

#riconoe #neconoe

Reup my old valentine double face art 🩵

It doesn't matter what you read in terms of books, just fucking read dude. Read great books, read shit books, who cares just do.

Anti-intellectualism is at an all time high and is what guided us here.

Read.
Learn new shit.
Just do it, it's free, nobody is stopping you

…it feels like January 43rd pls send help

#chiikawa

Chie Shinohara's Red River Shōjo Manga Gets TV Anime This Summer Waccha PriMagi!'s Kōsuke Kobayashi directs anime at Tatsunoko Production

Chie Shinohara's Red River shōjo manga about a young Japanese woman who gets transported to an ancient village in the Middle East is getting a TV anime this summer!

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

MEDALHA DE OURO BRASIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

Lucas Pinheiro Braathen becomes the first South American ever to win a medal in any Winter Olympic event!!!!!

(Also the ending - not the VERY ending, but when the remaining townspeople arrive at the Harkers' house)

It's so compelling & weird (sasuga Herzog), & subtly very funny - like no one's there to meet Dracula when he arrives in Wismar & has to lug all his coffins off the ship ONE BY ONE & schlep them to his new place

Did the most romantic thing possible on Valentine's Day: eating pizza & watching Herzog's version of Nosferatu

Happy Valentine's Day!

may those of you who so desire have a Mike in your life

Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: “Birds as bad exes*” Smaller text reads: “*Yes, you read that right.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

A blank Valentine’s card featuring Seishiro Sakurazuka, which says “you caught my eye, valentine”

Where are my Tokyo Babylon - X girlies at

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

a doodle of a cat sending… uhm… some love bombs?

🩷

A National wildlife federation job post advertises a position opening for “beaver conflict resolution technician”

I need to know everything about job #6 right now

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.