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nawh neither that wasn't my intended implication.

i go through periods of ibs-c to the point it causes sciatica, then stops. then i have weeks of runny ass shits.

it changes my life eating better, too, but i know it's also stress related (so is eating shitty food)

catch 22

14.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyways enjoy the fat shits or diarrhea, both are wanted.

even if they're 10m and a coffee apart

14.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

any new ibs meds are gonna have you running up some kinda hill

honestly sometimes i'm going down a fucking cliff then the hil saves me, but im straight back down the cliff

14.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

12.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10027    πŸ” 3000    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 407

hasn’t james cameron been there like 5 times? maybe it’s the inspiration for avatar

11.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got ahead of you today.

morning supplement challenge awaits

plus the bigger one of β€˜don’t forget your antihistamine you’re allergic to everything’

10.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i knew the special scissors existed - but i can't believe there was an entire industry just for left handed products made for a right handed world, and that most of the flandersian products likely existed in some form

10.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i still can't believe they were actually a fucking thing and not a flanderism

10.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they help so much omg

i have placed all my meds on top of a table i can't miss in the morning, got like a 60% success ratio

though the evening ones are still a struggle

i'm grappling with "did i take them last night?'"- i guess i'll find out by my behaviour later today

08.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this post, your β€˜med checks’ and frequent mentions of β€˜oh i might have been insane at that point’ are so stabilising for me

seriously one of the only things making sure i take my supplements… and fiber pills

let alone my β€˜don’t go insane again’ meds

08.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

coworker a week ago told me my shoulder issues are in my neck. she's a former bodybuilder

i explored it and started exercises focused on my up/mid/low traps and scapular stability

solved it in a week.

beyond the bursitis but that's bursitis for ya

03.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the banh mi collective intentionally seeks out chilis someone’s mum grows in her backyard which far exceed habaneros for a laugh

03.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i for one prefer to blend my meat

no, i'll probably just use my knife hahahahaha.

i didn't read the recipe deeply, i assumed it was for a sauce or something.

03.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't have a food processor but i'll likely use my hand mixer.

in melbourne we have everything, from nigh on every culture.

>1/3 were born overseas. i could drive to a turkish bakery in 10m. anyone in the city could.

culturally and ethnically here it is so very mixed, it's lovely.

03.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'll report back if i end up doing it, which i probably will

i need an excuse to cook something new oh my

03.02.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is definitely a weekend project oh my god

i have so much access to cheap lamb (lamb mince is $6 usd/lb)

this looks so uncomfortably easy to do as well

03.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel the same

i try to control myself so i don't have to dream of greener pastures, in what is already a gift to hangovers past and present

03.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

same to you with a *good* doner kebab

but that itself has so much nuance it'd end up in another thread like this

03.02.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
split bank mi to show texture of sandwich

split bank mi to show texture of sandwich

aye here we don't really have other sub type sandwiches

i presume it might be because it's all baked in house and it's what developed over time?

here, the best place to get a banh mi is if the bakery looks like it hasn't been updated since the 90s

this photo i think that shows it well

03.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aye, if you're going for a sourdough.

you can dry out the whole bread under the grill and make a bruschetta, then whole thing is meant to be that texture. the onions, tomato all calm it for some reason.

it's a whole experience - as opposed to the one detractor to a delicious vietnamese sandwich

03.02.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you look at the first image i sent you it's representative of the norm here.

the delineation between crust and bread itself isn't something i really think about when talking about the bread cuts up my mouth

but i think so, here they are near all made in house. i assume it's 'local tastes'

03.02.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess the better way to say it is the bread itself is soft - it's not like biting into a baguette which may as well be a light bagel. but the crust is extremely... crusty. glass shard level crust\

03.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are Australians so obsessed with bÑnh mì? The bÑnh mì was created in Vietnam after the arrival of French colonialists. Now it's a firm favourite for lunch across Australia.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...

i think this article probably shows a bit more as to the differences here, it's kinda interesting the disparate experiences we have with them

03.02.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline: Vietnamese immigration to Australia Timeline: Vietnamese immigration to Australia

i imagine it's their own banh mi culture here as vietnamese people were the first heavy non-white immigration (refugees) australia had after ending the white australia policy.

www.abc.net.au/news/special...

for reference australia's population was about 15m in 1980

03.02.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Banh mi map of Melbourne | Maps by Philip Mallis

many, many places - i live in an area of melbourne with a lot of vietnamese immagrants.

honestly i think this website will show my banh mi pedigree maps.philipmallis.com/banh-mi-map-...

also the end photo shows quite well the kinda bread i'm talking about

03.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

if only the bread didn’t slice up your mouth as if it were baked with glass shards for extra texture

03.02.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

apologies if ignorant - just curious of context

03.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have you tried taking any ppi's for a few days?

03.02.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Though to be fair - if you attempt to read the Tao Te Ching or the Zhuangzi without some guy having a glossary twice the length of the text itself, you're gonna have a hard time.

02.02.2026 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From Chinese it's near impossible. You lose so much because of how rooted in culture the wordplay is.

Reading The Three Body Problem in Chinese vs the English translation is a shell of itself.

Though to be fair - The Three Body Problem is rather unique in *just how much* you miss.

02.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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