Djangus

well of course he was, because his penile tumescence monitor went off and alerted his son via their "accountibilibuddy" app. so now he has to explain to a 17 year old each boner.

Vivek going for the megamind instead of gracefully balding here.
looks like someone yanked his scalp back 2 inches right before this photo was taken.

Im just gonna give you this one for day 59, do with it what you will:

Dont Mess With The Zohran! But see its like its a bad thing because that movie was pretty bad HAHA! and Zohran wont commit to helping israel do stuff jeez!

If JK Rowling was named like she names her characters she'd be called
"Ginger Terfcuntery"

Technically all tortoises are also turtles so you are good. just like toads are actually frogs too. Not all frogs are toads, though.

its like the square/rectangle thing, sets within sets.

it is a Tortoise too, though.

-The first lines of VO in Jerry Seinfeld's new movie: "The Car Movie" in which a car fucks a human woman.

Yeah call me when she grows the beard and it might be more than just a coincidence. She eats poisoned cake daily.

Moons. Sick boardslide spots.

Funny thing is, he lives like... 900 feet away. Like nearly two blocks. Turn right out of my driveway, turn right at one stop-sign, turn left into his driveway. But I havent seen him in over a month.

I need to hang with my dad. My dad is the coolest and I dont hang with him enough.

tbf RRR is fantastic for hundreds of reasons, the two main character intro scenes alone are some of the most badass shit ever put to film. But Ray shines even with so few lines.

Love how I havent updated VLC in like 3 years... it still always works. finally I click OK FINE ILL UPDATE and its just done and playing my movie within literally 15 seconds. No bloatware, no weird popups or ads. just the best video player ever.

If you arent using VLC you arent a computer nerd.

Sig Greebling Sig Greebling was a Force-sensitive human nerf herder[4] and Bobarian Afol's Padawan.[6] He lived on the planet Fennesa with his older brother Dev, telling tales of the Jedi's heroics.[5] After Greebl...

Actually I was incorrect, as LEGO star wars they are technically not Official Canon. This guy and his brother are the main two characters of the new LEGO star wars game, apparently.

Greeble - Wikipedia

Theres actually two new official star wars characters with the surname Greebling as a nod to the great artists who worked on all the models. The word Greeble or Greeblies (plural)was coined at ILM by Lucas himself while making the original trilogy and its verb form followed shortly

Have you seen RRR? IIRC it was the last thing he appeared in and hes a great villain in a WILD film. such an undersung actor.

The Israeli Government tortured Greta Thunberg. Ben Gvir was in the room. These people should be tried in the Hague.

how else would white people know that the dog is indigenous?

Every republican is either a NAZI or a PEDOPHILE prove me wrong. PROBABLY BOTH

They should all stay on the back foot, the pieces of shit.

Neil Young is a true G

Im like actually very heterosexual, but D'angelo was maybe both the most sincerely vulnerable artist and the hottest guy of all time. You know that one music video. I know you know.

RIP. I dont mean to sexualize you bro, just that you are legend in so many ways.

throws out all his clues literally cuz he has each written on an index card. He dramatically tears them all up.

absolutely rad dude. Always have loved your art since i first saw it.. something about this is next level. those wings are so cool.

You too still have the right to arm yourself. Im not a 2A nut, but it aint getting better before it gets worse, everyone should consider learning to protect themselves in these fucked times.

I literally have more guns than I have chairs in my house: I will defend trans people with them. Sincerely, a cis hetero southern guy. Do not play into their propaganda that they are the only ones capable of defending themselves.

Eureka, Baby!

Good greebling in Lego is an art. It would take a master, and be an amazing set. I totally agree they should do it. Probably dont need LEDs just a good spattering of translucent light green.
Im considering attempting it myself it right now. I have over 100000 pieces within 10 feet of me lol.

constantly wows me with his golden retriever lovability and humility. Big goof. That "My Name Jeff" moment in twentysomething jumpstreet solidified him to me as more than just a big hunky leading type. then his cameo in This is The End as McBride's gimp sealed the deal.

Is this a joke whooshing over my head? I mean they basically literally did that to Kissinger though. Gave him the Peace Prize after they sabotaged peace talks to get thru their election.

This isnt really about our egos as dumbass viewers, its about how insanely good he was in that role, that some tripping teenagers couldnt BELIEVE it was him until it was forced in our face over the course of the film. that he meshed so well into that character that we didnt recognize him at all.