Winnie the Pooh: Wesleyan Jihadist

Hank Hill could have raised Superman

Send me a VHS tape in the mail and maybe I'll believe you

*seeing a couple with a kid*

So... which one of you is the cloth mother and which is the wire mother?

14 verses later...

Okay, Hennimov, here's a task even you won't manage to screw up: I need you to deliver this box of poisoned muffins to a group of dissidents, which I've marked with a "p" for polonium, and then this identical box of delicious non-poisoned muffins to Mr. Assad, which I've marked "d" for "delicious."

We're going to have more Italian models in this country once we deport all the foreigners

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You know, I buy that Matt Walsh would get nervous around holy water.

Porn is illegal on mobile devices, you must log into a desktop computer to access it.

I would like to know more about the mechanics of Hal creating a woman to be Kyle's girlfriend forever

It's okay buddy you don't have to explain your mental state or have a character arc they're gonna say you had a yellow space monster in you the whole time

Certainly a British publication should have some frame of reference for a hereditary position passing from a holder of one gender to one of another

Isn’t it just a little embarassing to set up the Big Flag From Patton and walk around talking nonsense in front of it?

Now we just need a spider-like robot that can lobby zoning commissions and perform Environmental Impact Assessments.

Stanfield

Is the kid from Inside Out a mecha

I wrote a fifth of a book about this and then stopped because I got a job

The new "Yes, Minister" reboot is gonna be real fucked up

a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing . ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .

Gene Parmesan?

breakfast food is just regular food with a egg on it

You don't remember the Parable of the Nazbol Femboy from the Gospel of Luke?

The Cynosphere: a dog-powered vehicle

Who'd he get this time?

I would prefer a 3rd and, even, 4th option

I am just now realizing that the oddly frequent references to "Fergie" in British media refer to someone other than the member of the Black Eyed Peas

Woke up, found a pile of clothes in my living room -- had a family member been taken up? No. My house is just a mess.