Colton Kyle

Damn I really had her down to not support the budget. Help Yves Francois-Blanchet you're my only hope.

The first one said I looked like I would like the TV show (barf). The second time was about the event which was slightly better.

If I had a nickel for every time one of my father's girlfriends brought up the Big Bang within 72 hours of me meeting them Id have two nickels which isn't a lot of nickels but it's strange that it's happened twice

high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."

child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

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I remember when it didn't rain in November

I know she orchestrated this. I just can't prove it.

Good now I can stop seeing content for a mayoral race from a city in a different country than me.

They should make a follow up for Quest of Fire before Ron Perlman dies. That's the only legacy sequel I want.

Now that I have dabbled in playing music I have a far greater appreciation for long ass solos played at high speed.

Imma keep it real with y'all, if my name is drawn I ain't fighting for this country. I've seen the aftereffects of too many people who were chewed up and spit out by the CAF.

You mean all those articles and op-eds over the past year talking about conscription were in fact a soft launch of the idea to the public because there is no other way to achieve those numbers. I'm shocked. Shocked.

"Fragile" my brother in Christ it died within hours and media has been laying a smokescreen for Israel the whole time.

One for every furnace

Sweetie wake up 150 new Michaels just dropped

These will be internment camps. These will be work camps. If the worst comes to pass these will be death camps.

the pee tapes are stored in the epstein ballroom

Nothing like literally waking up screaming from a nightmare like I'm a child in a bad movie.

Everyday I wonder if it's bluster but then I remember they are literally already killing people unilaterally. Then I fear if it'll happen to Mexicans next, or Canadians. Or anyone his addled brain decides he wants to call drug smugglers.

Much like I don't care about the Prime Ministers home being unliveable I don't really care for the whitehouse. That said it sure is emblematic of this administration where they want to destroy every public good and service to remake it in their gilded image.

Fuck it bring the government down. These ghouls seem to have forgotten that you can increase government revenue rather than constantly cutting everything that the public needs. Or better yet end the various subsidies to the various profitable private sectors. Enough corporate welfare.

Pie charts are so 2024. Cake charts are where it's at.

No no you see we *have* to cut the budget of all our public services drastically because Pierre would have done so too but he wouldn't have said sorry and that is what makes Mark better.

I don't claim to have a perfect grasp on the English language but a ceasefire would imply that there is no shooting taking place not firing continuing to happen daily for nearly a year.