Driptych

This advice is ass in teeth.

Also house fires can take months to put out.

To be fair to you, those are probably the only ones I would remember without a good hard listen. Also they were rhyming fast on the verses.

At least you won’t be lonely.

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Your house of cards is collapsing!

This is outrageous and shocking. @j-v-g.bsky.social is the arbiter of, at least, whether something is a sport or game, sleep stats, and guitar peaks. @6r0m7.bsky.social is the arbiter of proper whistling. @madisonhuvan.bsky.social is arbiter of KD’s effect on a team. You, sir, are out of order.

You are the goose arbiter of propriety. We need a t-shirt expert to tell us if this is proper.

🙄

What, I’m the asshole here?

Cut all people and meetings from the budget = budget problems solved!

Webster

Is it supposed to be all from the same show?

Please stop.

RIGHT?!? They say things like “life imitates art” but I wasn’t expecting it to imitate this SPECIFIC piece of art.

Really could just be inserting him at the end with “and this guy!” v/o. Or could go bigger. Let me know if you want to kick around ideas.

Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

@realchriscal.bsky.social

Need an update on “these are the guys who are going to blow up the moon” immediately!

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Alternatively: “Some people say hero, I like to think of the best way to express it as ‘neighbor.’”

Let’s go with “hero is a strong word, I’m just glad I was in the right place at the right time to make a difference.”

It’s generally recognized that it’s legal in CA to pick fruit hanging over onto a sidewalk or public space. If the vidéo gets out I would lean into “I did nothing illegal and was trying to save these lemons from potentially rotting and causing a public health hazard.”

Does anyone else feel like these guys are just going through the motions? I was so excited for their 10-year anniversary, it seemed like the oxygen deprivation was better, but here they are acting like those rich kids from the 2020s.

Some of us remember when they could do 7 continents, no repeats.

They just played this last night/this morning. I want my money back.

We all need it!

"You need music, I don't know why. It's probably one of those Joseph Campbell questions, why we need ritual. We need magic, and bliss, and power, myth, and celebration and religion in our lives, and music is a good way to encapsulate a lot of it."

-Jerry

Did you just answer your own question?

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Right.

You should have tagged him directly. Coward.

@bdunn.bsky.social ruling?

i guess if i had one regret it'd be so much better than the real number

You understand the important bit. I wouldn’t have anything to add to that conversation either.