Laura Leininger-Campbell

SO GOOD

"Hello, babies. Welcome to earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."

HBD Kurt Vonnegut

Magic

This thread is tremendous. Keep unrolling to get more and more.

And of course I gotta add my own contribution:

Challenge accepted.

This person took this when they called the race

😂🤣😭

I think a key requirement for me in candidates is that I need them to hate Republicans more than they hate Democrats

(Cuban General puts an unlit cigar in his mouth. He bends over and peers precariously close to the mouth of the gutter in downtown Havana.)

(An enormous ACME lighter shoots out of the gutter, held by Pennywise. Jefés eyes widen as his cigar lights. He puffs.)

(General's head explodes)

Fin.

Not the tix that were skee-ball skeet tix. I got enough to raffle off crock pots for the globe, man. Keep 'em comin!

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness

So for real is it the WI state senator that's coming forward with this??? Not Jeffries or Schumer or...anyyyyybody on the Hill?

Unbelievable.

#NoKings Miami!

Remember our mantra:

Don't Engage, Just Block.

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison 
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

Hat tip to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Needed this so much today

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Came out here to rage and then found out Susan Stamberg died today.
I miss everyone coming together for her, for thanksgiving, and for that crazy salad. We all found a way to disagree about that and we didn’t tear each other up about it.

May her memory be a blessing.

1000%

🎶Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.🎶

ENDORSED

a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man with a beard

That's no Don Lemon.
That's a Don Jackfruit.

Imagine being illegally deployed to Portland and not being able to go watch this because you live in shame and bird fans would run you out of their neighborhood.

📸 @devonfredericksen.bsky.social

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new episode of VHS VIEWINGZ out now!! including the amazing "ICE MASTER" vhs tape about a guy who loves to punch ice and glass. enjoy!!!

youtu.be/NYp0Xxx4mEU

I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree