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I don’t know who at Bandai Namco made this but it couldn’t not be any clearer that they spent their life making AMVs, saw their moment to shine, and did not hesitate.

29.05.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4792    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 182

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.

When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.

10.03.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2957    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 36

In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.

10.03.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13034    πŸ” 2345    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 64
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Outrageous carabid. Who gave you permission to do that with your face

15.02.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
illustration of some sharks 

The theme is sleepy time and the colors consists of lavender, light blues, and pinks

illustration of some sharks The theme is sleepy time and the colors consists of lavender, light blues, and pinks

sleeper sharks πŸ’€

13.02.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2582    πŸ” 558    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I love the makeup girlies (a non gender or age specific term) on TikTok. They’re so passionate, and it’s fun to watch them play with all the colors and textures.

I don’t even really wear makeup, lol, but they help keep me calm.

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illustration of a snake hanging on a flower branch. colors used are mainly pink, white, and green. 2025 is the year of the snake! Happy new year! πŸŽ‰

illustration of a snake hanging on a flower branch. colors used are mainly pink, white, and green. 2025 is the year of the snake! Happy new year! πŸŽ‰

Happy year of the snake! πŸπŸŽ‰

30.01.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6035    πŸ” 1657    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11
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What are the chances that an Army run by this boozy bozo would crash a Blackhawk helicopter into a plane at a DC airport tonight? I mean, really.

30.01.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15245    πŸ” 3616    πŸ’¬ 678    πŸ“Œ 167
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Science is like a candle in the dark. Anyone seeking to extinguish it threatens to take us back the dark ages.

30.01.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1469    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11

FAA says a military helicopter collided with the American Airlines passenger jet from Wichita near DCA.

There must be immediate hearings on how the federal government/Department of Defense allowed this to happen and if removal of safety protocols and recent personnel changes led to this incident.

30.01.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 47085    πŸ” 11860    πŸ’¬ 1602    πŸ“Œ 550
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'Viruses Are Our Friend'β€” 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"

RFK Jr. is far more than just an β€œanti-vaxxer.” Over the years, he’s made countless outrageous statements on a wide range of topics. We’ve compiled 10 of the wildest clipsβ€”though even that barely scratches the surface.

29.01.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23136    πŸ” 7577    πŸ’¬ 1198    πŸ“Œ 488
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Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

30.01.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 49364    πŸ” 12056    πŸ’¬ 1261    πŸ“Œ 599

Wait a minute, we grew up saturated in American GI Joe hero stories, self-glorifying hollywood civil rights movies and when the bad guy finally tries to destroy America…. Nothing?

30.01.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5850    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 36
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This is quite the hearing. RFK Jr. claiming he didn’t say things (that are on video) about COVID targeting certain ethnicities & chemicals causing kids to β€œturn” transgender while refusing to commit to not personally benefiting financially from vaccine lawsuits. What a time we’re living in. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

29.01.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11475    πŸ” 1703    πŸ’¬ 467    πŸ“Œ 97

remember when EA's tagline was "challenge everything"? Well I challenge all the execs to a fistfight.

30.01.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3512    πŸ” 593    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 10
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...check up on yo strong friends...

29.01.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20320    πŸ” 4275    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 142
Bird! A blue jay. Sitting on a bent branch of a dogwood tree, the branch mounded with snow, the dappling of late day sunlight behind. The blue jay is in the left of frame, facing right, its tuft slicked back and catching the golden light. In its mouth -- er, it's beak, is the beak its mouth, or is the mouth inside the beak okay never mind whatever -- IN THE BEAK is a peanut. A treasure. A prize. A little snack. The blue jay looks quite pleased at what it is found in the snow -- taken before a squirrel could get it. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Bird! A blue jay. Sitting on a bent branch of a dogwood tree, the branch mounded with snow, the dappling of late day sunlight behind. The blue jay is in the left of frame, facing right, its tuft slicked back and catching the golden light. In its mouth -- er, it's beak, is the beak its mouth, or is the mouth inside the beak okay never mind whatever -- IN THE BEAK is a peanut. A treasure. A prize. A little snack. The blue jay looks quite pleased at what it is found in the snow -- taken before a squirrel could get it. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today.

(photo by me)

29.01.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14344    πŸ” 1022    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 60
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some america first beers spotted in denmark:

29.01.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 32181    πŸ” 5837    πŸ’¬ 779    πŸ“Œ 428
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Bishop Mariann Budde gave us a masterclass in holding political leaders to account. In her sermon at the National Cathedral, she didn't prescribe policy, but proclaimed what Christians believe & called for those values to be upheld. More of this! Kaitlyn Schiess on πŸŽ™οΈHoly Post 654

29.01.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6805    πŸ” 875    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 16

Game studio announcements be like, β€œWe laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

29.01.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 17265    πŸ” 3715    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 88
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Be kind. Lend a helping hand. Ask for help when you need it.
Together, we are stronger! (I just love this.)

30.01.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are πŸ“‰

30.01.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 190112    πŸ” 41655    πŸ’¬ 3652    πŸ“Œ 1935
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Miku smiling pointing at you and saying "YOU ARE GAY"

Miku smiling pointing at you and saying "YOU ARE GAY"

YOU ARE GAY

28.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 522    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 5

im so glad that all gay people know what weevils are

09.11.2023 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heatmor Convergent PokΓ©mon inspired by weevils!

Its defensive method is to do silly dances to distract predators or make them dance too lol

likes and shares are much appreciated!

if you wanna own this design, check my kofi or DM me

#pokemon #fakemon

28.01.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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