Daniel Gallegos

Anyway I watched the megalopolis documentary. What a bunch of extremely normal people

Take a shot every time he says the word "blu-ray"

The Big Picture podcast where Tracy Letts goes on to talk about Robert Redford's career is a rollercoaster because he references Too Many Cooks and then gets furious at Sean Fennessey for trying to nerdsplain HYDRA to him. "I know what fucking HYDRA is, I've read comic books"

Shia LeBeouf think he Jeremy Strong. Jeremy Strong think he Daniel Day Lewis. Daniel Day Lewis think he Tom Bombadil the merry old fellow of the Withywindle

Spending my life savings on a Paul Masson "ah, the french" emote

I love when Jeopardy is a goddamn bloodbath. I love when one neurodivergent chad spends weeks absolutely just trouncing dozend of open-mouthed clowns. Ball-knowers ONLY

Cuz i'm just a Dreamworks film Boss Baby

Pokemon in 2001: "I'm going to talk to every single NPC in the world and see what free things they give me"
Pokemon in 2025: *walking past 100 open world NPCs who have a floating dialogue box that says "too busy gotta go"*

It's pretty funny that gamefreak has openly declared war on the idea of designing buildings you can go inside of

I seem to remember most of zootopia 1's marketing being Jason Bateman explaining the concept of talking animals, as if it was a cool new thing that nobody had ever imagined before

If you want to block the ai bro, his bluesky handle is:
go4know . com ( remove the spaces )

My baby godson is a cinephile, which is a polite way of saying ipad kid

Alexa how do I stave off the ominous feeling of impending dread? Fuckin... Alexa! Ok google. Ok google, how do I stave off the ominous- no, OK GOOGLE. Ok google. Fuckin. Hey Siri, how do I stave off-

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

Ah FUCK I've just been informed that my goddess Eywa has no dominion here

the man who shot skibidi valance

My shiny grimer I named "Gringa"

My light-skinned friend

Oz book fan who desperately wants thirteen Fantastic Beasts-style spinoffs but has to settle for one singular movie that's the height of its artistic medium

Oz book fans are so funny. "Oh nooo, they changed this book and now the thing i love is forever associated with the greatest movie ever maaaade"

I'm a single issue voter for whichever candidate can get 23 Jump Street greenlit

What that Dagobussy do

homojave wasteland & @taliasturm Willow said something about Lee Harvey Oswald's 'little cowboy hat's and I had no idea what she was talking about and it turns out she'd seen this picture and thought he was wearing a ridiculous little hat when he got shot (Photo where guy behind LHO is wearing a normal sized cowboy hat but it looks like LHO is wearing it and it is tiny)

Star wars comic, Yoda in shackles on all fours going "What..." while an offscreen voice says "Welcome to your new home, freak."

"Teresa? She's not well at all."
"She's got the purest heart I've ever seen in this whole world!"

"THEY MADE ME THINK I COULD WISH THINGS INTO THE WORLD!!!"

I'm so hungry I could feed a horse

When Udo Kier died one of my first thoughts was that the Kojima game he's starring in will be one hell of a swan song. Turns out, he hadn't filmed it yet 🫥 Absolutely devastating

Keep forgetting the name of the new noah baumbach movie and my brain wants to call it "Jay Roach" or "Jay Pharoah"

None of us are prepared for Robert Rodriguez's Avatar 4

Decided I'm not interested enough in RFK's sex life to subscribe to a paid newsletter. No really, it's ok!