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Writer and lover of movies. AFF Comedy Feature winner 2024, seeking rep. Currently caramelizing an onion. https://forrestbrown.substack.com/

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I know my brain is still broken from my middle school reading because all I can think about reading this lovely whimsical post is how little sense any of it makes within Redwall canon. Secret of Nimh? Now you’ve got something here

09.12.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this places rules and if you're too afraid to visit that's between you and your tiny baby brain

08.12.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1280    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 3

Every time I hear about how tv and movies need to be made for people who are also on their phones it makes me want to do the total opposite and write something where the action and dialogue only make sense if you’re watching and listening to them at the same time and are otherwise confusing!!!!

05.12.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

04.12.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4269    πŸ” 648    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 107

scaffolds often do more harm than good

04.12.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:

They gotta for 2 at some pt

If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.

28.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 999    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 43

According to today’s WSJ, over half of GDP growth is represented by dumping money into the Mauna Kea volcano. Stopping this may anger the volcano gods, so we must press on.

24.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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grotesque

19.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

27.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4107    πŸ” 1504    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 416

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

12.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5573    πŸ” 1851    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 65

US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.

11.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2793    πŸ” 479    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 7

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. β€œbuh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

07.11.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11340    πŸ” 1344    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 72

Immigrants? In New York City???? sorry i've never read a book so this sounds scary and strange to me bsky.app/profile/park...

05.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4345    πŸ” 436    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 25

This speech is incredible

05.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.

05.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 49371    πŸ” 10422    πŸ’¬ 562    πŸ“Œ 1387

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

05.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8047    πŸ” 865    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 24

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

05.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 23631    πŸ” 3696    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 119

Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

05.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6331    πŸ” 1297    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 85
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ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer

05.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2808    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 19
Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

25.06.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24856    πŸ” 3866    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 269
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The Democratic Party Needs to Learn from Zohran Mamdani's Guts and Backbone Zohran Mamdani did something different, and it made all the difference.

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-)

he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit

05.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5998    πŸ” 1494    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 38
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05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 87264    πŸ” 18432    πŸ’¬ 3207    πŸ“Œ 2399

Sorry I got excited

05.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GET OUT CUOMO MOVE TO FLORIDA

05.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to NYC, the capital of Real America

05.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 786    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Spanberger v. Earle-Sears exit poll

Men 18-29: Spanberger 56%; Earle-Sears 42%

Spanberger v. Earle-Sears exit poll Men 18-29: Spanberger 56%; Earle-Sears 42%

A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.

(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)

05.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3307    πŸ” 649    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 151

Please check all that apply

05.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4378    πŸ” 1073    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 18

score one for "the pundits are projecting their own preoccupations onto the electorate"

05.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5706    πŸ” 811    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)

04.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4922    πŸ” 1096    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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