Trevor Bartlett

Nerd Poetry #sabacc

Everything about the boats strikes is FUBAR but also how’s about them Epstein files amirite

To be clear when I say I'll add some "dynamism" to the graphics, I mean polka dots. I'm adding Polka dots.

I am at that point of the morning where I start to struggle with the creeping feeling that I could maybe just put all this shit off till tomorrow again

A black pug with a funny white chin and one white paw stands attentive on the floor surrounded buy red and white holiday twinklylights with a naked Christmas tree in the background

Testing testing

Horned demon Krampus home invader waggles his tongue in front of a lovely lit up Christmas Tree

Up on the rooftop click click click!

(That time I summoned Krampus, and yipes he actually showed up)

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“Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Thanksgiving” but it’s Ma and the boys teaching Riverbottom how to grow and prepare food as winter closes in and getting smallpox for their trouble

I got like three of those checked off already today

I understand that bots are the enemy but also I’ve read Sun Tzu

It’s the voice that gets under my skin

The only thing keeping my current workspace from qualifying as "Full Batcave" is the 2 sets of stairs that divide the computer part and the workshop part

Test test testing something: @id-10t.fourpointfivecantina.com what is a sylop?

Have you tried keeping a small fish in your pocket?

In my home office talking loudly about Tai Chi to get my ads to show me things healthy people buy

I feel like maybe you guys dislike everything I like about R1 but I’ll agree that Bor Gullet deserved better

Today's gigs: 4 infographics for a self-help book to be published in spring, 2 formatted tide charts for the oldest newspaper in the nation, 1 email blast/meta ad campaign for a comedy show, 4 knives sharpened, plus code tweaks to the bsky bot I built to promote the Sabacc/Cribbage game I invented

Before I quit painting with paint a quarter of a century ago, this kind of subject & style is precisely what I never got good at. Hat’s off, friend.

Oh no I've deliberately built a bot to "live" on Bluesky and it appears to be operational. On one hand bots are the devil, yes, but on the other I know a lot more about bots than I did before the weekend when I started building it, and now at least one account will respond to my posts on this app.

If I had a nickel for every movie I watched this weekend that had me pretty well rapt until completely unraveling in the last reel, I'd have two nickels. That's at least one too many nickels for a single weekend. #RunningManMovie #Eddington

Okay guys. EDDINGTON. Was I supposed to believe those anonymous shooters in black masks were actual "Antifa" with sniper rifles and machine guns laying siege to the town at the end? WTAF even is this movie trying to say?

Unfortunate that Burns allows obvious folklore to inform, and corrupt, his depiction of these people and events. “As a 22-year-old soldier, Washington *may* have fired the first shot in the Revolution,” is a statement that strains the credibility of the whole work.

EDDINGTON had me rapt, a true contemporary western with perspective and nuance and captivating performances until antifa (?) pops up with snipers & machine guns and the whole thing just spun completely out of control for 30 straight minutes. Haven’t met a movie that blew it so hard since RUNNING MAN

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

“The real treasure was the friend I made along the way.” - Victor Frankenstein

In 2020s ‘Murica voting machine operates YOU

Will I see you tonight?

After all these years, I actually have a job at the Portsmouth Halloween Parade. Tonight I will be carrying this banner to pay respect to some dear bodies who walked before, but walk no more.

Ever may their memories haunt the dark and sparkly corners of our hearts. Peirce Island. 7pm. Seizure there

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula