They turned gay and moved to New York
15.02.2026 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
They turned gay and moved to New York
15.02.2026 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A man named βBubba Fishβ should be wearing overalls and wielding a fishing rod and a cigar, what the hell is this.
14.02.2026 23:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Valentines Day to them
14.02.2026 23:08 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and a generous codpiece
14.02.2026 23:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it must have taken him like two hours to type this on his phone
14.02.2026 16:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβve been hitting the Homo Milk with no regard to the consequences. π
14.02.2026 13:53 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they are really into probing around roswell
14.02.2026 02:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NIMBYism is good now
13.02.2026 17:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Unfortunately all of the AI in the world cannot fix the Glasshole problem
13.02.2026 15:51 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβll buff out
13.02.2026 14:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump 2.0 has made it quite far without a cabinet departure, but I feel one is coming soon. So many different people it could be.
13.02.2026 03:24 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have questions about those socks
12.02.2026 16:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Returning to the old ways (poking a stick through punch cards)
12.02.2026 14:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My βWe are a legitimate federal law enforcement agencyβ T-shirt is raising a lot of questions, already answered by the shirt.
12.02.2026 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three inches taller than Bovino
12.02.2026 02:12 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are going to do a MH17
12.02.2026 01:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0e-num
11.02.2026 16:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Investors counting down the days until they can unload these bags onto retail investors
11.02.2026 15:14 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0lmao
11.02.2026 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Side note but βMax Velocityβ is an incredible name
11.02.2026 03:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Google Glass went away but the Glassholes are forever
11.02.2026 01:04 β π 89 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1weβll be cooking the books and weβll be cooking them very strongly
10.02.2026 16:42 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Ghislaine Maxwell
10.02.2026 04:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess my fracture is a joke to you
10.02.2026 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lock all the H*rry P*tter in there and lose the key
10.02.2026 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wall Street likes bad jobs reports because they think they mean rate cuts
09.02.2026 21:30 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Functional notification management, but at what cost?
09.02.2026 19:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0unfortunately that thing is often the age of consent
09.02.2026 19:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Both Bezos companies
09.02.2026 15:58 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency
09.02.2026 13:47 β π 1177 π 445 π¬ 34 π 17