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Jonathan Pierce

@jonathanpierce.bsky.social

The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.

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They turned gay and moved to New York

15.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A man named β€œBubba Fish” should be wearing overalls and wielding a fishing rod and a cigar, what the hell is this.

14.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentines Day to them

14.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and a generous codpiece

14.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it must have taken him like two hours to type this on his phone

14.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve been hitting the Homo Milk with no regard to the consequences. 😭

14.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they are really into probing around roswell

14.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NIMBYism is good now

13.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately all of the AI in the world cannot fix the Glasshole problem

13.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’ll buff out

13.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump 2.0 has made it quite far without a cabinet departure, but I feel one is coming soon. So many different people it could be.

13.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have questions about those socks

12.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Returning to the old ways (poking a stick through punch cards)

12.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My β€œWe are a legitimate federal law enforcement agency” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions, already answered by the shirt.

12.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three inches taller than Bovino

12.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are going to do a MH17

12.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

e-num

11.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Investors counting down the days until they can unload these bags onto retail investors

11.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

11.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Side note but β€œMax Velocity” is an incredible name

11.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google Glass went away but the Glassholes are forever

11.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

we’ll be cooking the books and we’ll be cooking them very strongly

10.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghislaine Maxwell

10.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess my fracture is a joke to you

10.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lock all the H*rry P*tter in there and lose the key

10.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wall Street likes bad jobs reports because they think they mean rate cuts

09.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Functional notification management, but at what cost?

09.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately that thing is often the age of consent

09.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both Bezos companies

09.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency

09.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1177    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 17

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