Ry

Honestly. She puts on a great performance! Even if you only know 3 songs you’ll have a great time

You just want to see my butt

Very tempted to contribute to humpday pics 👀

Literally same 😜

I can see a hair on my cheek in my peripheral vision… but when I go to the mirror to find it, it is invisible.

I am being gaslit by my own body…

I may have to do that myself, because holy shit, this isn’t a feeling I wish to feel again

I may have to get the massage gun on my groin cos I’m in serious paaaain

So what I’ve learned from Sundays major leg session is that I don’t train my adductors enough.

I. Can’t. Move.

No this is cunty af

I’m either over tired, or coming down with something, because why am I ugly crying at heated rivalry again.

I’ve watched it 30 times at this point…. How am I not desensitised!?

I woke up at 5:45am cos I was hungry

No. Not kitties

👅 on my way

Nope. Try again

Don’t threaten me with a good time

We thank you for your service

I wish I had that skill

Oh god no…. I need alarm otherwise I won’t wake up…

Oh god no. I couldn’t handle that

Noooo, I did fall asleep at a decent time last night considering

You are so so close

Those two things don’t exist in the same sentence in my world

Not this time

Nope, I had bacon for dinner

You’re almost there

Not this tine

Sooo sooo close but no

Let’s play a game.

I woke up earlier than all my alarms today because…

Please leave your answers below

I think so too

A shit meme of John Travolta as Danny Zucko, who famously said “SANDY” but changing it to “XANDIE” as per the OP above to get a single laugh