Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦

White Men Can Jump.

Racists gonna race, race, race, race, race.

Taylor Swift, probably

The DMZ zone between North and South Korea.

DMZ, Fuzzy.

Is Montreal ready to host the Olympics again? | CBC News Montreal could host the Olympics again, using existing venues and shared-city partnerships to limit costs, experts say. The 1976 Olympics left Montreal and Quebec more than a billion dollars in debt, ...

Brisbane 2032, baby.

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The Hot Dog Guys at Rogers Centre/Skydome.

I thought you went to Skydome because you're obsessed with the Hot Dog Guys.

Make Pollution Great Again.

Golem Grad - Wikipedia

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As a result the males compete aggressively for the few females, often forming piles on top of them during the mating season. This sexual aggression triggers the flee instinct on the females, which drives them on the brink of cliffs where they sustain severe injuries or die.

olem Grad is home to around 1000 Hermann's tortoises, which were introduced by humans to the island. Due to genetic variation or an initial imbalance in sex when they were first introduced, the tortoises present an extreme sex imbalance of 19 males for each female.

Hey baby, my name's Cliff.

They won't retire 37 until you finish your baseball career, Clare.

Photo of someone slipping on a curling rink.

Why do you hate the photographer caught you mid-slip?

YouTube video by ABC Australia A Queer history from convict-era scandal to Mardi Gras pride | Queerstralia | Full Episode

A Queer history of Australia.

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Canadian road trip to Washington, 1814.

Youth with Restore the North hat.

Why do you hate you can't stop smiling about the hat Jamil gave you?

ANALYSIS | Ontario Liberals to elect new leader Nov. 21, but face difficult party rebuild says interim leader | CBC News Ontario Liberals will choose their next leader this November, but the interim chief says the party must spend the next nine months doing the hard work of a broader rebuild after three consecutive elec...

What will the Ontario Liberals do to make life better for Canstralians in Ontario?

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The remake of Wuthering Heights should've just been two hours of Kate Bush doing this.

It crashed due to you being a very unfunny leftist, Clare.

Alcohol service now starts at 6 a.m. in Hamilton for Winter Olympics People in Hamilton up early to watch the 2026 Winter Olympics can now enjoy an alcoholic beverage.

Hammered in The Hammer before sunrise.

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X down: Social network suffers major global disruption | CTech Widespread outages have been reported by thousands of users across several countries, including the US, UK and India.

And in Shitter news.

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Doug Ford fishing.

Doug Ford hopes you're enjoying the fact you can fish for free from Feb. 14 to 16 without purchasing a licence or Outdoors Card. Doug is looking forward to fishing more donations for the PC Party from donors.

I'm feeling great about my finances myself.

Obama shuts down alien buzz and says there’s no evidence they’ve made contact Former U.S. President Barack Obama said he did not see evidence that aliens “have made contact with us,” after sending social media abuzz by saying aliens were real on a podcast over the weekend.

Only an alien would say there's no evidence of aliens.

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"But I ain't spending any more time on it.

"Because in the meantime, every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland."

Bob Katter was asked his views in the lead-up to the 2017 plebiscite on same-sex marriage.

"People are entitled to their sexual proclivities. Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom," he said.

Nine moments pollies went viral, from Katter's crocs to the misogyny speech From the downright weird to the speech that soared, Australia's politicians are under constant scrutiny. Here are some startling moments when the politician became the meme.

Australian politics is always good for a laugh.

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Google search for 'how do I convert to....pdf, Islam, mp3, jpeg '

Sure Islam is #2, but it's the fastest-growing file format. By 2030 it'll outrank PDF.

Women all in the same dress standing in front of a sign for the Melania movie.

You loved the girls night at the Melania screening, Caz.

‘Just not right’: Sask. referees blow whistle on hockey parents’ behaviour Hockey referees in Saskatoon are reminding parents that they can be penalized too if they don’t follow appropriate behaviour during minor hockey games.

Out of control parents should be body checked by a player from the NHL.

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You'll miss carrying your phonograph around.