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ICBC to recall Kamloops man’s 'FIVE-0' licence plate due to police reference | CBC News A Kamloops, B.C., man's personalized licence plate is being recalled by ICBC due to its reference to the police. Jimmy Jay, however, says he's had the plates for almost a decade and thinks he should b...

Get FKCOPS instead.

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Don't let anyone English into your country.

I'll bet on them continuing to gamble no matter what.

YouTube video by CBS New York Luigi Mangione's McDonald's arrest video shown for 1st time in court

FREE LUIGI.

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I'm supporting Australia.

And Canada.

And England.

‘They processed me like a criminal’: Ontario woman denied entry to Costa Rica over torn passport An Ontario woman says she was detained for 24 hours and refused entry to Costa Rica because her passport was damaged.

This one is on you sunshine.

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Shit it out son.

Momma mia!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a red and blue background . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a red and blue background .

Don't wink at me.

Grande Carmel macchiato in a venti cup, 1/3 whole milk, 1/3 almond milk, 1/3 soy milk, double the amount of vanilla syrup, carmel wall in the cup, no carmel drizzle on top, upsidown, tall cup ice, whipped cream, rounded lid, 1 shot extra espresso (decaf), cinnamon sprinkled on top for Enskakhenneksi

This makes baby Jesus cry.

Mark Carney helping to build something with carpenters.

Mark Carney unveils the first of many houses to be built by his government.

Please note the scale of the house is 1:1.

Reichel family of Nazi Germany, 1943.

Tech bro ideal family.

Under pressure
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

YouTube video by ThePoguesOfficial The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video)

The only acceptable Christmas song is about addiction in 80s New York.

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"The plan is a shift away from the former industry minister's plan for "mandatory guardrails" to protect against AI's worst harms."

No mandatory guardrails? Looks like every response will be about white genocide in South Africa then.

Think of it as one less Starbucks per month. Maybe Clare could get your name wrong in the credits as thanks?

Now you can get lost being woefully prepared for a bushwalk and glorify it by saying you rawdogged it.

Your bones should be left as a warning to others.

Carney to make cabinet changes following Guilbeault's departure | CBC News Prime Minister Mark Carney will make changes to his front bench this afternoon after Steven Guilbeault resigned from cabinet last week.

Mark Carney to bring Pierre Poilievre into the front bench.

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two men are playing guitars in front of a pink wall Alt: two men are playing guitars in front of a pink wall

It means you need a personal relationship with Jesus, Caz.

Loving the UK version of Street Fighter.

Heat and fires in the west, while record cold delivers snow in the east Summer has arrived in Australia with a bang, with fire and searing heat in the west, while a sprinkling of snow accompanied record cold temperatures in the south-east of the country.

Summer has opened with extreme variability across Australia, with widespread hot conditions in Western Australia and extreme cold in the south-east of the country challenging early summer records across several states.

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Sending hopes and prayers in lieu of cash.

YouTube video by Clare Blackwood I Have A Patreon Now!

I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉

Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.

I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.

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'Rage bait' is the Oxford University Press word of the year, because apparently anger fuels us | CBC News Oxford University Press has named “rage bait’’ as its word of the year, capturing the internet zeitgeist of 2025.

The word of the year should be Canstralian.

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Doug Ford holding a carton of Bud Light beer.

Why do you hate that Doug says you can still drink Bud Light, as it is cat's piss?

YouTube video by WhamVEVO Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video)

Tis the season.

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This article is nunsense, yet also habit-forming.

Calgary food hall ordered to close by Alberta health authority due to 'pest activity' | CBC News A Calgary food hall says it has been closed for the time being due to "pest activity" identified by Alberta Health Services.

Alberta Pest Activity First.

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Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week (TV Movie 1976) ⭐ 2.3 | Comedy, Family, Horror 59m

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