Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦

Women all in the same dress standing in front of a sign for the Melania movie.

You loved the girls night at the Melania screening, Caz.

‘Just not right’: Sask. referees blow whistle on hockey parents’ behaviour Hockey referees in Saskatoon are reminding parents that they can be penalized too if they don’t follow appropriate behaviour during minor hockey games.

Out of control parents should be body checked by a player from the NHL.

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You'll miss carrying your phonograph around.

YouTube video by ABC News (Australia) Young people running amok in 1960s Sydney | RetroFocus

Kids these days are out of control.

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YouTube video by ABC News (Australia) Rare Egyptian artifacts have been stolen from a museum north of Brisbane. | ABC NEWS

Police say the suspect was last seen walking like an Egyptian.

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Liberals considering ban on some foreign citizens under tougher immigration stance Angus Taylor says he will unite the Liberal Party, but a deeper rift is forming among those who want to overhaul the party's direction and those who believe doing so would mean political death.

I'll vote for the Liberal Party if they commit to banning the return of Australians from Canada.

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I'm more shocked by the statistic that 99% of Canadian women don't have a personal theory of dialectical materialism.

English guy with multiple flags on mobility scooter.

I stand corrected.

Man on mobility scooter with an English St. George's cross flag.

You have your St. George's flag on your mobility scooter whenever you go to town though.

The race in all its glory.

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Are you camping on the pitcher's mound at Skydome?

Australian snowboarder Adam Lambert falling over during an event at the Winter Olympics.

Australians are so good at snowboarding, they can do it on their back.

How some singles are turning to PowerPoint presentations to find a partner in the GTA What if your dating profile came with a character reference, right on the spot? Enter Pitch-A-Friend, an adults only and LGBTQ2S+-friendly event typically hosted at bars, where one friend can step on ...

The most successful thing when dating?

Having an Australian accent.

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Man and woman arrested after flooding at Winnipeg police headquarters | CBC News A man and a woman are facing charges, including mischief, connected to flooding at the Winnipeg police headquarters Saturday that forced the building to be closed for public access.

Did they call in the water police?

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You can't park there, mate.

Australian Winter Olympics athletes in uniforms in front of Parliament House, Canberra.

Why do you hate that Australia is currently 11th on the medal tally?

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I hope Restore Britain will commit to only allowing the earliest humans that there are fossil records for in Britain to be in the UK - Homo heidelbergensis.

Doug Ford BBQing.

Why do you hate that you have to wait till June to finally have one of Doug's delicious Skills Development Fund burgers with the lot?

How dare you, Fuzzy. I'm always genocided due to being a white Australian man.

a canadian flag is flying in front of a store called styles source Alt: a canadian flag is flying in front of a store called styles source

Happy National Flag of Canada Day.

Please consider this my required amount of CanCon for today.

Current medal count at the Winter Olympics.

Current medal count.

I like shiny medals, and I cannot lie.

Welcome to the gold club, Canada.

Love

Australia

Sorry, but trans people made me stub my toe this morning. So we need to debate their humanity.

There should be a Caz Party, which will commit to ensuring everyone in the UK lives is the boreal forests of Northern Ontario by 2050.

Men In Tights Dancing GIF Alt: Men In Tights Dancing GIF

I'm a manly man doing manly things.

Testosterone testing pitched to young men amid ‘masculinity crisis,’ study says Social media influencers are increasingly promoting testosterone testing and treatments as a way for men to assert their masculinity, according to a new study examining posts on TikTok and Instagram.

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Have you been a good Fuzzy? Do you want a treat?

The Last Of Us : Australia.