Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦

Coal tweet from U.S. Department of Energy.

She is also the most polluting way to produce electricity. She releases massive amounts of pollution, damaging our health and contributing to intensifying climate change.

You're not a real Australian if you haven't been killed by one of our deadly animals at least once.

Benjamin Netanyahu takes a break from genociding and killing journalists by reading some Mills and Boon.

Christ Makasso from Luton Town.

Christ called out "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do with the three match ban."

It's not a real robot war.

Yet.

a shiny happy people holding hands meme with a man playing drums Alt: a shiny happy people holding hands meme with a man playing drums

We should dance anyway, Fuzzy.

Virus 'previously exotic to Australia' found in Tasmanian potatoes Potato mop-top virus, which does not harm humans, has been found in multiple potatoes on a Tasmanian farm — a first for Australia.

And yet, the government removed the ban on U.S. beef due to biosecurity concerns.

We're fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

YouTube video by British Pathé Fish And Chips (1954)

Fish and chips were better when they had 1914 prices.

youtu.be/GQfWozB5Ee8?...

It's what colonizing powers do. Admit some things went wrong, but essentially say they made the place better while they were there.

"There weren't any coups when we brutally suppressed you."

Emmanuel Macron admits French colonial 'repression' in Cameroon independence struggle French leader cites independence icons who were killed during military operations led by French forces.

"However, Macron fell short of offering a clear apology for the atrocities committed by French troops in its former colony, which gained independence in 1960."

They should do what the British do with slavery, and say they ended it.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

N.S. man purposely violates ban on entering woods, gets handed $28K fine | CBC News A Nova Scotia man has been slapped with a fine worth more than $28,000 after deliberately violating the province's ban on woods travel, a move he says was necessary to challenge the provincial proclam...

Local dickhead confirms dickhead status.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Air Canada flight attendants intend to strike this weekend, union says | CBC News The union representing Air Canada's flight attendants has signalled that its members intend to go on strike this weekend, paving the way for workers to walk off the job as early as Saturday morning.

I support Air Canada flight attendants.

www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

Pierre Poilievre playing cards with people in Todfield, Alberta.

Pierre Poilievre is excited to finally find a seat in Alberta.

Donald Trump's Art Of The Deal.

I have the 2025 Mein Kampf.

Pierre Poilievre campaigning in Three Hills, Alberta.

Pierre Poilievre entertains the locals with his a cappella death metal version of Musical Youth's Pass The Dutchie.

Police officer with 'racist attitudes' displayed symbol linked to white supremacists The former police supervisor of Zachary Rolfe publicly displayed a symbol linked to far-right extremist groups on his Facebook page until last week, when the ABC notified his bosses.

Racist cops shocker. More news at six.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

Even 25 million years ago, everything in Australia was trying to kill you.

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Means he can watch the terrible soap opera of the same name while he's off.

Flight attendants' union says it declined arbitration proposal by Air Canada | CBC News The union representing Air Canada's flight attendants says it has declined a proposal by the airline to resolve negotiations through binding arbitration.

Flight attendants shouldn't have to work for free. Pay them a living wage with benefits.

www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

Politicians shouldn't have it. I have multiple citizenships, but I'm just a regular Canstralian.

New Zealand and the UK mostly. With one Canadian.

2017–18 Australian parliamentary eligibility crisis - Wikipedia

There was a whole thing about politicians having duel citizenship, or the right to it, in Australia in 2017-2018.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017%E2...

Kevin Gausman strikes out looking for free parking in Toronto Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Kevin Gausman appears to have been thrown a curveball while looking for a free parking spot in Toronto.

Doug has to do something about there not being free parking for multi-million dollar ball players in Toronto.

It's morally unacceptable.

www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

Future radar map for Toronto and surrounds on the 12th of August 2025.

Looks like rain will arrive in Toronto around 5pm today.

Finally.

Coalition vows to revoke Australia's recognition of a Palestinian state Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has pledged to reverse recognition of a Palestinian state a day after the government's much-anticipated announcement, as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese accused the Israel...

"Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has vowed to reverse Australia's recognition of Palestinian statehood if elected, reiterating the Coalition's position that such a declaration should only come at the end of a "proper peace process".

Of course they would. Dickheads.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

Doug Ford giving a speech.

Doug Ford regales the audience with images of his future 401 sky tunnel, which will be above the current 401.

One of the biggest black holes ever was discovered — with a mass of 35 billion suns | CBC News Astronomers have used a new method to weigh the ultramassive black hole. They hope this will help them better understand how to find and measure them in the future.

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come
Won't you come

www.cbc.ca/news/science...

Everyone should be held accountable for their actions.

Except for me. In particular, not me.

Kier Starmer and John Healey launch their own personal nuclear submarine to stop the small boats.

When does the revolution start again?