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@bringeroffur.bsky.social

Servant to two golden retrievers, never more than 24 hours until or since a hockey game. Living the dream.

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I feel like this curling scandal is shining a light on a cultural tendency among Canadians to approach laws and rules as if theyโ€™re flexible and open to debate

In other countries, people follow the letter of the law. Here, people split hairs endlessly and apply reasonableness tests to everything

15.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
If you meet someone online and the relationship develops fast, they might be a scammer! Slow down โ€ฆ

If you meet someone online and the relationship develops fast, they might be a scammer! Slow down โ€ฆ

the FBI deleted this tweet

mightโ€™ve hit a little close to home for the director

14.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11247    ๐Ÿ” 2179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

It's hard to watch the US men play hockey vs Denmark, since our lunatic president threatened to attack them over Greenland. We're the Soviets in Miracle now. Doesn't feel great.

14.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noemโ€™s blankie.

14.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26167    ๐Ÿ” 8266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 455    ๐Ÿ“Œ 244

I do not get the anti- trans nonsense. Afaik, almost every other school shooting has been by boys who identify as male.
Maybe the problem is that disturbed teens need help.

14.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So good. @kajakallas.bsky.social is all of us.

14.02.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3605    ๐Ÿ” 1062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Mary Brownโ€™s taters.

14.02.2026 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

13.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41384    ๐Ÿ” 7423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1368    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2465

This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.

13.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4693    ๐Ÿ” 640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...

There are ~90 million people alive today because of USAID. Russ Vought illegally shut it down and now is spending the money on himself. These are deeply evil people. www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...

13.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3474    ๐Ÿ” 1330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.

I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.

13.02.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1914    ๐Ÿ” 560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

13.02.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5958    ๐Ÿ” 2685    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

Google gave ICE the sensitive personal data of a student journalist, including his bank account and credit card info, without even letting him know.

The company is also helping bankroll Trumpโ€™s vanity ballroom project.

Google is enabling fascism โ€” all to protect its bottom line.

12.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3355    ๐Ÿ” 1510    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
10.02.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6924    ๐Ÿ” 2344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

We're splitting hairs over pedophilia. We're normalizing having lunch with the world's most famous pedophile

10.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1110    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.

06.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 901    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you

05.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7335    ๐Ÿ” 808    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
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Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls, Mr. President Trump's mania to erect monuments to himself will soon, quickly (and gloriously) be undone

Johnny Carson once said the fastest measurable unit of time is that which elapses between when a light turns green in NY and someone honks their horn. But the speed with which Trump's name will be torn off his monuments to himself when he's gone will be greater. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

06.02.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1295    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women โ€” and interactions with them โ€” through the lens of sex

05.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19957    ๐Ÿ” 4704    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303    ๐Ÿ“Œ 265
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05.02.2026 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2371    ๐Ÿ” 851    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

The destruction of independent media outlets and the attempts to bring higher education to heel are part of a united authoritarian strategy designed to destroy checks on their propaganda.

04.02.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

04.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2042    ๐Ÿ” 816    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Texas โ€” Protester roughed up and arrested for having roller skates.

Trumpโ€™s America. Abbottโ€™s Texas.

www.instagram.com/reel/DUN-IWg...

01.02.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1830    ๐Ÿ” 1173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 225    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

Theyโ€™re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. Theyโ€™re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.

31.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15568    ๐Ÿ” 4890    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 937    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283
Tweet from Eric Berger on Jan 29, 2026: The reported merger talks between SpaceX and xAI should not come as a huge surprise. If you believe AI is the future; and that compute is the major problem to solve; and orbital data centers are feasibleโ€”then the combined company would be a vertically integrated AI colossus.

Tweet from Eric Berger on Jan 29, 2026: The reported merger talks between SpaceX and xAI should not come as a huge surprise. If you believe AI is the future; and that compute is the major problem to solve; and orbital data centers are feasibleโ€”then the combined company would be a vertically integrated AI colossus.

hi folks, serious journalist here, it's important to understand that this all makes perfect sense if you've completely cooked your brain on Elon fanboy bullshit for the last decade

29.01.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2716    ๐Ÿ” 420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

28.01.2026 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8610    ๐Ÿ” 2249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

From breaking news to broken newsroom

28.01.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t listen to right wing podcasts. Itโ€™s bad enough to have to listen to people who listen to right wing podcasts

27.01.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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