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Mr. Mittens

@monkeyman622.bsky.social

Lefty liberal animal lover, husband of @mittensmorgul

102 Followers  |  64 Following  |  69 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023  |  2.2582

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Tula’s on the ball

05.11.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 716    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 25

Yes a thousand times yes

04.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tres beau!

02.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Raised him right, we did.πŸ˜€

01.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Roberts and his miserable excuse for a high court of justice are presiding over a great disassembling of the United States and the rare American experiment in government by its people. It began with Citizens United and it continues relentlessly. This is a second civil war in slow motion.

25.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2926    πŸ” 885    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 38

Elle King is the only thing of value he ever produced, and she hates his guts.

25.10.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.

22.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4922    πŸ” 1808    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 67

A Baltimore blue crab would go for your air hose and call your mom a really bad name.

22.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
Elephant calf with a little pumpkin

Elephant calf with a little pumpkin

Elephant calf with a little pumpkin

Elephant calf with a little pumpkin

Elephant calf with a little pumpkin

Elephant calf with a little pumpkin

Tula’s always up to pumpkin

21.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 992    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

I LONG TO BE JORTS ADJACENT

20.10.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB
I GOT A CRAB

20.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1260    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 14

I'll take my shot at refutation.

I don't hate America. I loathe everything you and your kind is doing to undermine and destroy its honor, promise and humanity. So I will join with millions of others in dissent, which is the most American thing there is.

You lying, fearmongering, cowardly trash.

17.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1883    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 37

Traitor Mike

14.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

07.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 56591    πŸ” 21248    πŸ’¬ 1748    πŸ“Œ 1259
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Flag math is my favourite type of math.

04.10.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

You are so good, Willow!❀️

30.09.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most common phrase uttered in my house nowadays:”WTF is wrong with these people?!”

26.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Sparky

22.09.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

20.07.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2600    πŸ” 840    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 13
blΓ₯haj in front of the trans flag with the text: everytime you reskeet this blΓ₯haj you help a transfem

blΓ₯haj in front of the trans flag with the text: everytime you reskeet this blΓ₯haj you help a transfem

Hi pets, me and wife are getting into a hard part of our lives and we would really appreciate if we weren't homeless and starving during that time.

We're trying for government aid, and even to apply for it, we need a home, so any donations are super appreciated right now :3

ko-fi.com/tabymeow

18.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1063    πŸ” 1022    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 22

Swine

14.07.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This bill is an act of war by the billionaires and their white nationalist allies against the people of the United States.

It will take health care from millions of people to fund tax cut for billionaires, secret police to arrest the President’s critics, and concentration camps.

It’s fascism.

03.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2549    πŸ” 798    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 29
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a cartoon of a black cat wearing a scarf around its head . ALT: a cartoon of a black cat wearing a scarf around its head .
27.06.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING:

The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".

It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

18.06.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4137    πŸ” 2436    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 125

Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George

14.06.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10049    πŸ” 3409    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Summer Vacation GIF ALT: Summer Vacation GIF
10.06.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I would like to rent this doggo plz

04.06.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a round pink layer cake with sprinkles on the side. white icing florets surround the perimeter of the top. red text in icing reads FORG. next to it, at the edge of the cake, a light green blob sits. it has black icing eyes and a smile. it is, presumably, forg.

a round pink layer cake with sprinkles on the side. white icing florets surround the perimeter of the top. red text in icing reads FORG. next to it, at the edge of the cake, a light green blob sits. it has black icing eyes and a smile. it is, presumably, forg.

i don’t remember where i saw this ages ago but it brings me so much joy for absolutely no reason

03.06.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 864    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12

And it has to be pronounced β€œmizzurah”

04.06.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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