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@lunaticsandwich.bsky.social

Lawyer (not yours). IP guy. Awwer over of cute animals. Video gamer. Public transit user. TV show re-watcher. Intermittently clever. In random order. Opinions = mine. Anything posted ≠ legal advice. He/Him/His. Will probably Like your pet photos.

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and my family’s relationship.

I’m feeling a lot of anger and I already said something dumb on here that earned me a block. So I’m logging off and deleting this app for now so I’m not tempted to post again until I’ve decided I’m calm enough to return. Peace.

16.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Today was a really bad day. My dad’s memorial service was today. His widow (not my mom) decided to go all soap opera drama on me, and my uncle (his brother) and my uncle’s wife gave me the cold shoulder. It’s clear to me that his widow, likely with my dad’s blessing, went about poisoning his, my,

16.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A part of me feels like we all need to start open carrying so we can pull guns on these brutes and force them to back off. If every bystander pointed a gun at them, they’d have to leave.

16.08.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump drops ceasefire demand for Ukraine war after summit with Putin — The Washington Post An immediate ceasefire to the war in Ukraine had long been a bedrock demand by the U.S., Ukraine and their European allies.

I am Jack’s total lack of surprise.

16.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. Art of the Deal sure does struggle to make deals.

16.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chuck Beary.

16.08.2025 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oshun’s good, too.

16.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s been around for a minute, but it you don’t already know her work, check out Sa-Roc.

16.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Telling us to concede that the butt-naked emperor is wearing clothes so that we can move on to the merits of his clothes.

16.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“The Left should concede that the emperor is wearing clothes so we can address the merits of his clothes.”

16.08.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazon: We Know What You Want.

16.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Low bar.

16.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Putin has the Epstein files hidden in his cheek, like a chipmunk.

16.08.2025 12:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Susanoo needs some love.

16.08.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A kazoo, didgeridoo, marimba, and ukulele jazz band would be a thing of terrible beauty.

16.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very true. They could be rotating through different gear every day, or even throughout the day. Hell, it looks like the agency patches are Velcro and easily swapped out.

16.08.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica Cover)
YouTube video by P. Lo Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica Cover)

Is it like this?

16.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plus three little McNuggets, and another on the way.

16.08.2025 04:09 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s too many different law enforcement agencies.

I know I’m painting with a very broad brush, but I’m gonna lump the Marshals in with the DHS/ICE types. They’re under direct DOJ control, which means Bondi’s control, and she’s as bad as they come.

16.08.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely. I fucking hate cops. I have sympathy for the deployed National Guard personnel and the non-DHS/ICE agents forced from their usual jobs into being on the brute squad. Not the cops, though. Every one I’ve seen is REVELING in their ill-gotten power.

16.08.2025 03:46 — 👍 39    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

He is one arrogant motherfucker. Temperament of a high school bully. Caught in a lie, he acts like it didn’t happen, then pulls some DARVO shit. He shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a law enforcement job.

16.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Recording cops in public is legal and a public service.

Cops recording civilians in public, except with body cams, is also legal, but serves no purpose other than to intimidate, harass, and endanger those filmed.

16.08.2025 03:35 — 👍 112    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

Made me think. No, seriously. I can legit see kazoo playing requiring skill.

16.08.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’ve got real Thunderballs.

16.08.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dr. No thank you.

16.08.2025 03:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I did play the cello for roughly a decade, so I do have some idea of what I’m talking about. 😃

16.08.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*slams fist on the desk, accidentally smashing the McRib, sending barbecue sauce flying all over the room*

YOU’RE A LOOSE CANNON, NOMSKY! A LOOSE CANNON!

16.08.2025 03:17 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not sure if they intended to, but they threw a little Skanking in there.

16.08.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something’s gone VERY wrong with that NuvaRing.

16.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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