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Rocky I-IV should be considered a significant film series for the LGBT community. He and Apollo are the greatest love story in sports movie history.

Give Sylvester Stallone a Shakespeare tragedy I know he can get a crazy third act going

I think the best life you can legally afford should be the life of the guys on mad men, I think that is just enough wealth and carelessness to satisfy the average joe. I think everybody should have it, but no one is allowed to have more money than that

I don't have a dad so I gotta google shit like "how many miles should I buy a leased car at"

TJ McConnell, you mick bastard, tonight is the night you either walk off a champion or die on the court.

I love to watch movies and go “ugh the camerawork”

we need to increase immigration. we have not replaced enough white people yet

your holiness, the delegation from binny's beverage depot has arrived

The marines and national guard being sent to to protect federal agents as they disappear people off the streets, Gavin Newsom you gotta push the secede button and start the civil war

Seven beers over the course of six hours, 73° at 10 PM, great time to listen to oasis and walk 3 miles home

your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast

HOW Y'ALL LIKING THAT UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY

In university city waiting for a train and these penn Drexel kids are not jaywalking for shit, fake Philly schools I fear

homer simpsons on the sofa

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays."

"It's wednesday, homer."

"this quote unquote Maryland Father" that is a factual description you fucking nazi ghoul

Luigi Mangione would be the first Cum Town fan to be executed by the federal government

Jason Isaacs is so awesome I need to rewatch the patriot and see him kill heath ledger or whatever

Goodnight

So you’re saying I don’t have to file my taxes this year

reanimator coffee beans... mr trump you gotta try making yourself a nice cup of coffee with reanimator beans sourced from Rwanda, you will reconsider this whole thing

Can we get word of this to William Rehnquist in hell?

Lemme tell you, I fuck with the range of products from Method heavy

i think about this post all the time

hello Mr. Mike White. I would like $52,000 to hang out with Lisa for six months. Please consider me for role of incestuous boy #3

Sniffing, chewing, and batting around five different catnip toys before buying one for the cats

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

In which Michael Kay explains the characters and plot of Japanese manga and anime series "One Piece" to Paul O'Neill

ain’t no way